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bitchmonkey

Many species of monkeys are known for their shit flinging capabilities. Bitches can be anyone of offensive nature. Therefore the bitchmonkey is someone who throws their shit at you just to make you miserable. In the instance of the bitchmonkey the shit is metaphorical for problems, psychological issues, or in rare occasions, actual shit.
"That bitchmonkey ruined my birthday party by having a meltdown at the Chuck-E-Cheese in front of everyone."
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nigger bitch monkey woman

A female woman that is a canis lupus familiaris hybrid macaca fascicularis.
by Doctor SheckGumpus January 15, 2019
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Bitch Monkey

A really annoying person, usually identified by a loud and obnoxious laugh. This person usually has no idea that no one likes them.
I couldn't sleep because I could hear the bitch monkey existing in the other room.
by yourexsuitemate03 September 26, 2010
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bitchmonger

One who devotes their life to either hoarding or selling bitches,usually for their beinift. Bitchmonging is commonly performed for the monger's sexual pleasure (although i don't know why); however, it is known that some crazed individuals do it just because...well...they are crazed.
A bitchmonger can also be a derrogatory term for someone who is being exceedingly bitchy.
"Wow, do you know that hermit that lives in the cave on 53rd street? He is a huge bitchmonger. He's been buying and selling bitches his entire life."

"She is such a bitchmonger! AGH!"
by JewC May 28, 2008
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Bitch Monkey

An idiot who is pisses you off all the time.
Dustin is my dude, but he's still a Bitch Monkey.
by Steve M January 19, 2004
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Bitch Monkey

A women's Ultimate Frisbee team located at James Madison University in Harrisonburg, Virginia.
That chick is one hell of a Bitch Monkey.
The Bitch Monkeys can party like its nobody's business.
by Abby A. September 3, 2006
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bitch monkey

A person who without provication continually annoys others. Someone whom repeatedly acts like a fool despite frequent criticism.
by C. Wallace May 20, 2004
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