when you ain't about to be friends with someone cuz u done man
oh crap wait they think you are friends that's awkward better make it obvious that you don't want to be in a relationship
oh crap wait they think you are friends that's awkward better make it obvious that you don't want to be in a relationship
by skooshpoodle May 08, 2019
Friendzone:
The friendzone is a terrifying place for young men, as it resides deep in Satan's ass crack. When a young man attempts a romantic/sexual relationship with a woman and is rejected due to her disinterest, he dramatically exclaims that he is in the friendzone. The woman insists that they are 'just friends' but the young man cannot comprehend, as the dating pool has always looked like an arcade to him, and women the machines that you insert kindness coins until sex or a relationship falls out.
Then the man blames the woman for his inability to land a date/girlfriend/someone to cradle his balls. 3 magical symbols appear, to guide him into the friendzone. First, his fedora descends from the heavens, embellished with naked ponies. Then, it starts raining Monster drink, and the man is soaked in the presence of excessive sugar and whining. Finally, he emits a warning call (most likely by trolling on Reddit) and finally the friendzone swallows him.
We are not sure what happens in the friendzone itself, but the faint echoes of "I'm a nice guy" can be heard all the way from the ass crack of Satan. It's truly a terrifying place, where one can lament about other women's shortcomings and call them "bitches, sluts and whores" when the whining just won't cut it.
The friendzone is a terrifying place for young men, as it resides deep in Satan's ass crack. When a young man attempts a romantic/sexual relationship with a woman and is rejected due to her disinterest, he dramatically exclaims that he is in the friendzone. The woman insists that they are 'just friends' but the young man cannot comprehend, as the dating pool has always looked like an arcade to him, and women the machines that you insert kindness coins until sex or a relationship falls out.
Then the man blames the woman for his inability to land a date/girlfriend/someone to cradle his balls. 3 magical symbols appear, to guide him into the friendzone. First, his fedora descends from the heavens, embellished with naked ponies. Then, it starts raining Monster drink, and the man is soaked in the presence of excessive sugar and whining. Finally, he emits a warning call (most likely by trolling on Reddit) and finally the friendzone swallows him.
We are not sure what happens in the friendzone itself, but the faint echoes of "I'm a nice guy" can be heard all the way from the ass crack of Satan. It's truly a terrifying place, where one can lament about other women's shortcomings and call them "bitches, sluts and whores" when the whining just won't cut it.
Woman: "I think we should be friends."
Dudebro: "OMG I CANNO T BELIEVE THIS. I PAID FOR YOUR SHITTY ASS DINNER. I TREATED U LIKE A HUMAN BEING. H OW CAN Y OU DO THIS, HOW?"
Woman: "I'm just not interested in you."
Dudebro: "IM MELTING IM ME LTING U FRIENDZONING BITCH. THE FRIENDZONE IS IN SATAN'S ASS CRACK. THAT'S SO GAAAAYYY."
Dudebro: "OMG I CANNO T BELIEVE THIS. I PAID FOR YOUR SHITTY ASS DINNER. I TREATED U LIKE A HUMAN BEING. H OW CAN Y OU DO THIS, HOW?"
Woman: "I'm just not interested in you."
Dudebro: "IM MELTING IM ME LTING U FRIENDZONING BITCH. THE FRIENDZONE IS IN SATAN'S ASS CRACK. THAT'S SO GAAAAYYY."
by bronybasher69 June 03, 2014
The seventh level of hell, where despite all and any efforts to the contrary, no member of the opposite sex will ever see you as anything more than conversation.
Usually due to being a minger, though possibly part of an atmosphere of victimisation around one or more people in a social group.
Usually due to being a minger, though possibly part of an atmosphere of victimisation around one or more people in a social group.
by Rulan August 14, 2007
"Friend zone" describes the way most women stop seeing a male friend as dating material after a certain amount of time has passed, even though she might have begun dating them had he acted differently when they first met.
John meets Mary. Mary thinks "This guy seems nice. He's quite funny and reasonably good looking". John doesn't ask Mary out, but they see each other at social functions. After a while, Mary stops seeing John as a nice guy who is quite funny and reasonably good looking, and just sees him as friend. John realizes he's secretly madly in love with Mary and begins trying to hang out with her more and more. Because John loves Mary, he stops behaving reasonably and starts doing anything just to spend time with her. Eventually, he summons his courage and confesses his love for her. But Mary just feels uncomfortable and confused. She doesn't want to lose her friend and she feels pressured by his feelings for her. To be honest, John's been a little needy and pathetic lately, hanging on her every word and catering to her every whim, and that's not really very sexy.
John had a chance when they first met but he fucked it up by not doing anything about it. When he finally got his act together, the friendship that developed actively interfered with his potential of getting Mary to go on a date with him.
source & further examples: reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/o01v8/what_i_think_when_someone_talks_about_friendzoning/c3denue
John meets Mary. Mary thinks "This guy seems nice. He's quite funny and reasonably good looking". John doesn't ask Mary out, but they see each other at social functions. After a while, Mary stops seeing John as a nice guy who is quite funny and reasonably good looking, and just sees him as friend. John realizes he's secretly madly in love with Mary and begins trying to hang out with her more and more. Because John loves Mary, he stops behaving reasonably and starts doing anything just to spend time with her. Eventually, he summons his courage and confesses his love for her. But Mary just feels uncomfortable and confused. She doesn't want to lose her friend and she feels pressured by his feelings for her. To be honest, John's been a little needy and pathetic lately, hanging on her every word and catering to her every whim, and that's not really very sexy.
John had a chance when they first met but he fucked it up by not doing anything about it. When he finally got his act together, the friendship that developed actively interfered with his potential of getting Mary to go on a date with him.
source & further examples: reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/o01v8/what_i_think_when_someone_talks_about_friendzoning/c3denue
person A: I tried to kiss her, but then she said " I think we should just stay good friends. "
person B: Wow. You totally got into the friendzone.
person B: Wow. You totally got into the friendzone.
by ilikepix January 03, 2012
by Aims April 28, 2016
Guy 1: I thought you were going to ask her out.
Guy 2: Naw, I was told that she liked me as a friend.
Guy 1: Have fun in the friendzone.
Guy 2: Naw, I was told that she liked me as a friend.
Guy 1: Have fun in the friendzone.
by x9racecar9x March 20, 2010
-the absolute worst and most painful experience known to all of mankind.
-having feelings for someone who sees you as "a brother/sister"
- usually boys are said to be in the friendzone but girls get friendzoned just as much
-having feelings for someone who sees you as "a brother/sister"
- usually boys are said to be in the friendzone but girls get friendzoned just as much
-"hey, what happened? how did you brake every bone in your body?"
"oh I fell but it could be worse. I could be friendzoned."
- "oh yeah he friendzoned me because he likes my personality but I'm not pretty enough for him"
-"I knew I was friendzoned when he gave me a pat on the back as he said goodbye"
"oh I fell but it could be worse. I could be friendzoned."
- "oh yeah he friendzoned me because he likes my personality but I'm not pretty enough for him"
-"I knew I was friendzoned when he gave me a pat on the back as he said goodbye"
by pat on the shoulder goodbyes October 27, 2013