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PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome ) 

A non-life-threatening, but common and annoying syndrome brought on by frequent use of thumb nails to crack open pistachios; Symptoms include but are not limited to, aching of the thumbs; fissures or punctures found on the thumbs; thumb nails cracked, broken and ALWAYS much shorter than other finger nails. The only cures developed are cursing like a sailor in short bursts, shelled pistachios, the use of implanted squirrel teeth, or completely discontinuing the fabulous, salty roasted nut, however, most serious pistachio consumers would rather live with the syndrome.
Bitch be needing a mani...PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome ) in full effect...

pistachio 

To refer to a member of the opposite sex in conversation when such discussion may be considered overly discriminatory or sexist when being overheard. Can refer to the USDA system of grading for pistachio nuts and shells (i.e. U.S. Fancy, U.S. Extra No. 1, U.S. No. 1, and U.S. Select).
"Check out the pistachio by the doorway. Extra No. 1 grade."
"Agreed."
pistachio by shabazzier January 5, 2017

Bustacious 

The state of being extraordinarily bussin.
Dang Landon, your triple decker crab cake was absolutely bustacious.
Bustacious by Sam Derstine June 16, 2022

pistachio pudding 

When your sick girlfriend hawks a loogie after you cum in her mouth.
Tamara was sick, so I came in her mouth and she made pistachio pudding
pistachio pudding by Superlance1 November 28, 2013

pistachioed 

To fuck a girl so hard you leave her quim chafed and red to where it resembles a pistachio.
I pistachioed the ole lady's snooch real good last night.
pistachioed by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011

pistachiosis (pis-ta-she-o-sis) 

Refers to a disease a person gets when their stash dries up.
After smoking all her weed that weekend Ally had pistachiosis (pis-ta-she-o-sis).