Pistachio

A delicious nut snack

"I LOVE PISTACHIOS" exclaimed Johannes

by ninjacow October 31, 2010

Pistachio

A term used to describe the female genetalia, derived from the vaginal resemlance of it's shell.

Diane: You should find yourself a nice girlfriend Jack. Jack: Ooh, not for me thanks. I'm not a fan of the pistachio.

by Mr G-Man November 30, 2011

Pistachio

A mustache with urine in it.

Ronny: Hey Jim, can I piss in your mustache? Jim: But then I would have a pistachio.

by PMonee January 24, 2016

Pistachio

An Ugly Bitch

Dude this girl in my 3rd Period, Devon Gelista, is such a Pistachio

by Grunt-Ahuah Bros. March 22, 2011

Pistachio

A young white rapper who raps about having sex with moms.

Have you heard the new Pistachio mixtape? Yeah. I don't think I heard one song where he doesn't talking about fucking someone's mom.

by Uncle Scott August 11, 2010

pistachio

To refer to a member of the opposite sex in conversation when such discussion may be considered overly discriminatory or sexist when being overheard. Can refer to the USDA system of grading for pistachio nuts and shells (i.e. U.S. Fancy, U.S. Extra No. 1, U.S. No. 1, and U.S. Select).

"Check out the pistachio by the doorway. Extra No. 1 grade." "Agreed."

by shabazzier January 05, 2017

pistachioed

To fuck a girl so hard you leave her quim chafed and red to where it resembles a pistachio.

I pistachioed the ole lady's snooch real good last night.

by wolfbait51 May 07, 2011