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bitchiot 

A woman who is both a bitch and an idiot and who exhibits the worst possible characteristics of each.
"I can't believe Paris Hilton would dare open her mouth in public in front of a camera again. That woman is a fourteen-karat bitchiot."

"Can you believe Madeleine Albright telling 60 Minutes that a decade of sanctions against Saddam Hussein and half a million dead Iraqi children was 'worth it?' What a bitchiot!"
bitchiot by feeriker October 20, 2009
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Bitchiot 

A woman that is both a bitch and a idiot.
Deanna is a classic example of a bitchiot!
Bitchiot by prosa December 25, 2010

bitchnotism 

Being hypnotised by the workings and doings of a female who you are sexually attracted to, to the point of accepting the same crappy outcomes of her senselessness.

Alternate form: Bitchnotic
"Joe will never have any lasting happiness with Julie, as long as she uses that bitchnotism on him."

Alternative:
"Julie keeps Joe on her hook through her bitchnotic mind games."
bitchnotism by SpitItOut August 13, 2018

Bitchitis 

An illness as defined by constant and incessant complaining, chronic fatigue, poor work ethic, inability to feel happiness, and refusal to engage in social interactions with peers.
Oh man, Max has really infected this whole fellowship with a bad case of bitchitis.
Bitchitis by PoeBoyJark June 6, 2019

dumb bitchitis 

The symptoms of dumb bitchitis are , when you reply within a second, and he replys in 5 hours, believing he has no hoes, dropping all of your hoes for one guy, and waiting for the "____ is typing..." notification to pop up. If you are showing any of these symptoms please go talk to a doctor immediately.
"I got dumb bitchitis
I might even be a side chick
You take 5 hours, I reply quick
Cuz I got dumb bitchitis" - yung cxreal, baby frankie

bitchinticity

noun;1. A state of maximum, supreme, grande, unattainable bitch.
noun;2. Being in the state of being made someone's bitch. When made someone's bitch, you are not able to do shit about it because you are that select individual's bitch.
I was hanging out with Eric, and I then realized that his bitchinticity was too overwhelming for my threshold, and I then progressed to pop that motherfucker in the nuttal sac.

Because of the bitchinticity laid upon Vincent, he was not able to do shit about it.
bitchinticity by Kurtis E. Warner December 22, 2008
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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