Bistachi

A term for a squeaker who doesn't realize he's actually being called a bitch but you don't want to look like a complete ass and need a good laugh listening to their response.

Me: "Bistachi"
Little squeaker kid: "i- you- wait.. what? Is that a fruit?"

by PacificRim03 August 28, 2019

Bistachio

The letter 'B' in bistachio stands for the word bitch, and the rest stands for the word pistachio. Basically it means a salty bitch.

Zoey is being a bistachio today.

by emmy.28_ October 25, 2015

Bestachire

To describe something ultra best. Instead of saying something like, "that was awesome", or "wow that's the coolest thing I have ever seen". Also, can be used to describe besting something, or dominating it. Opposite of the word being 'worstachire'.

1 Mike - "dude, that chick I met the other night at the bar

asked me out!"

Seth - "bestachire!"

2 Matt - "I just bestachired Worms Armageddon online!"

3 Thomas- "My worsties day just got BESTACHIRE!!"

by mrsavage2020 October 23, 2011

bitachi

Another word for Bitch.

Hey You ain’t nothin but a bitachi bitachi

by jwilz121882 June 4, 2020