Birthin’

A way to describe someone whose life is messy, or who is doing something tantalizing or messy.

Originated in St. Louis

*someone drops their shit on the ground*
Ooooo girl you’re birthin’

Or

You’re acting real birth right now

by Gracel(st)la January 21, 2019

Birthin’ Hips

Reference to a chick with a wide pelvis thought to be ideal for spitting out babies.

My girl’s got them birthin’ hips. She gonna be spitting out kids as soon as we ties the knot.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

birthing a sailor

The act of a U.S. Marine sitting on the toilet and delivering a large 'deuece' aka BM. While the term has never been fully embraced by the Navy, it persist nonetheless.

George to John, "where the fuck have you been" ? John replies, "Oh man, I was 'giving birthing a sailor," George sardonically replies, "I hope the little fella did not require an episiotomy."

by LaughingAloud April 14, 2010

Birthing Person

This is what people who doesn't have a brain says to real women, and real mothers.

It's wrong, and it's very disrespectful.

Person 1: Happy Birthing Person's day!
Person 2: Don't you ever say that again you dumbfuck...

by thesmartkid420 May 9, 2021

birthing person

A term used by the leftists in an attempt to objectify women only by their birthing abilities.

My birthing person can also cook and wash dishes.

by Swipe_right_4_me May 9, 2021

birthian

Birthday boy/girl.

The one whose birthday party is being celebrated.

Happy birthday birthian!

by whannali April 29, 2015

Post Mortem Distress Birthing

Let me guess. You saw this on a reddit post and decided to check if it was real. Its not lol

Person 1: my mother got Post Mortem Distress Birthing
Person 2: that doesnt exist u fucking idiot

by RealXp March 26, 2022