birthian 

Birthday boy/girl.

The one whose birthday party is being celebrated.

Happy birthday birthian!

birthian by whannali April 29, 2015

birthing a sailor 

The act of a U.S. Marine sitting on the toilet and delivering a large 'deuece' aka BM. While the term has never been fully embraced by the Navy, it persist nonetheless.

George to John, "where the fuck have you been" ? John replies, "Oh man, I was 'giving birthing a sailor," George sardonically replies, "I hope the little fella did not require an episiotomy."

birthing a sailor by LaughingAloud April 14, 2010

BIRTHDANK 

🔥 A STONER version of BIRTHDAY

🔥 A celebration of when you first try

anything DANK

🔥 Happy BIRTHDANK ..man

BIRTHDANK by ClassicRonnie July 29, 2019

birthannimas 

A term that groups a birthday, an anniversary and Christmas into one occasion that would only require one gift or celebration

HAPPY BIRTHANNIMAS !!!
I got this watch for my birthannimas.
He took me on a cruise for my birthannimas.

birthannimas by Musch40 September 28, 2018

Birthing Person 

This is what people who doesn't have a brain says to real women, and real mothers.

It's wrong, and it's very disrespectful.

Person 1: Happy Birthing Person's day!
Person 2: Don't you ever say that again you dumbfuck...

Birthing Person by thesmartkid420 May 9, 2021

birthing person 

A term used by the leftists in an attempt to objectify women only by their birthing abilities.

My birthing person can also cook and wash dishes.

birthing person by Swipe_right_4_me May 9, 2021

Post Mortem Distress Birthing 

Let me guess. You saw this on a reddit post and decided to check if it was real. Its not lol

Person 1: my mother got Post Mortem Distress Birthing
Person 2: that doesnt exist u fucking idiot

Post Mortem Distress Birthing by RealXp March 26, 2022