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birthing a sailor 

The act of a U.S. Marine sitting on the toilet and delivering a large 'deuece' aka BM. While the term has never been fully embraced by the Navy, it persist nonetheless.
George to John, "where the fuck have you been" ? John replies, "Oh man, I was 'giving birthing a sailor," George sardonically replies, "I hope the little fella did not require an episiotomy."

berthanette

berthanette is a scary old grouch. run away from her as fast as you can. she lives somewhere in the german mountains.
person 1: something is coming towards us!! it looks like a boulder.

person 2: no, it’s berthanette!!! RUN!!
berthanette by the 4 babes June 12, 2019

Birthing Person 

This is what people who doesn't have a brain says to real women, and real mothers.

It's wrong, and it's very disrespectful.
Person 1: Happy Birthing Person's day!
Person 2: Don't you ever say that again you dumbfuck...

birthing person 

A term used by the leftists in an attempt to objectify women only by their birthing abilities.
My birthing person can also cook and wash dishes.

Post Mortem Distress Birthing 

Let me guess. You saw this on a reddit post and decided to check if it was real. Its not lol
Person 1: my mother got Post Mortem Distress Birthing
Person 2: that doesnt exist u fucking idiot

Reverse Birthing 

A specific act involving a midget, a woman, and a 100-foot slide-and-slide. The woman lays back at the end of the slip-and-slide with her legs wide open. The midget then is slid down the slip-and-slide at a high speed, resulting in the midget sliding all the way down the slip-and-slide, and going so far into the woman's vagina that it ends up entirely inside of her, resulting in what looks like a birth in reverse (hence the name, reverse birthing).
The festival ended with a complete reverse birthing. It was epic.
Reverse Birthing by AM0408 July 17, 2012