Birthing
Birthing by Billybobjoenuggets November 7, 2016
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birthing a sailor
The act of a U.S. Marine sitting on the toilet and delivering a large 'deuece' aka BM. While the term has never been fully embraced by the Navy, it persist nonetheless.
George to John, "where the fuck have you been" ? John replies, "Oh man, I was 'giving birthing a sailor," George sardonically replies, "I hope the little fella did not require an episiotomy."
birthing a sailor by LaughingAloud April 14, 2010
Birthing Person
This is what people who doesn't have a brain says to real women, and real mothers.
It's wrong, and it's very disrespectful.
It's wrong, and it's very disrespectful.
Birthing Person by thesmartkid420 May 9, 2021
birthing person
birthing person by Swipe_right_4_me May 9, 2021
Birthing Madonna's children
Taking a huge dump/shit, after a huge meal. Usually happens after eating mexican food, or ridiculously large burgers. Causes environmental hazard by spread of stink fumes, that travel at fast speeds within a house. Effect can be reduced with the use of air fresheners.
Frank: Dude, the whole house stinks, and the toilet is clogged.
Guy: Yeah man! I ate too much last night, and so I was birthing Madonna's children all morning.
Guy: Yeah man! I ate too much last night, and so I was birthing Madonna's children all morning.
Birthing Madonna's children by B:ss February 14, 2010
Birthing the Unicorn
To have an experience so fantastical that the world seems an utterly cold and charmless place in comparison. As it would after waking from a dream where you witness the live birth of a unicorn.
Barnabus fell into a state of catatonic depression after Birthing the Unicorn at the Taylor Swift concert.
Birthing the Unicorn by Bieber's Monkey April 4, 2013
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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