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Flasternate
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Flag
to
squat
and
poop
yourself
all over the floor
"I'm going to fucking flasternate in
your house
if you don't
shut the fuck up
Flasternate
by
RealXp
February 23, 2025
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Post Mortem Distress Birthing
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Let me guess. You saw this on a
reddit
post and
decided
to check if it was real. Its
not lol
Person 1: my mother got
Post Mortem
Distress Birthing
Person 2: that
doesnt exist
u
fucking idiot
Post Mortem Distress Birthing
by
RealXp
March 26, 2022
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