Definitions by RealXp

Flasternate 

to squat and poop yourself all over the floor

"I'm going to fucking flasternate in your house if you don't shut the fuck up

Flasternate by RealXp February 23, 2025

Post Mortem Distress Birthing 

Let me guess. You saw this on a reddit post and decided to check if it was real. Its not lol

Person 1: my mother got Post Mortem Distress Birthing
Person 2: that doesnt exist u fucking idiot

Post Mortem Distress Birthing by RealXp March 26, 2022