Flasternate

to squat and poop yourself all over the floor
"I'm going to fucking flasternate in your house if you don't shut the fuck up
by RealXp February 23, 2025
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Post Mortem Distress Birthing

Let me guess. You saw this on a reddit post and decided to check if it was real. Its not lol
Person 1: my mother got Post Mortem Distress Birthing
Person 2: that doesnt exist u fucking idiot
by RealXp March 26, 2022
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