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bidet -Plumming fixture that cleans genetailia hands free.

Bitet’d-When you don’t have a bidet, but when you expel feces and the water splashes up and gets your ass hole wet, just like how a bidet does.
1st stall: Shit dude I just got bidet’d, it felt so weird!
3rdStall: Dude what the hell that?
Bidet’d by A_Matt_A January 3, 2018

Biden Derangement Syndrome 

Old Joe living rent free in your head
*A car hits a sign because the driver sucks at turning*
Driver: "This must be Biden's fault!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Spectator: "Damn son that is some extreme Biden Derangement Syndrome you got."

Joe Biden disease

Joe Biden disease by 69disan69dat November 29, 2020

Biden Derangement Syndrome 

Abbreviated BDS, when people irrationally criticize Joe Biden for manufactured controversies created on right-wing media, with the criticisms often being hypocritical
Biden Derangement Syndrome was spread to millions of people through the air waves of Fox News.
The act of ejaculating or squirting into your partner's buttocks to clean it after they have shit on you as an act of kindness, applauding them on their fine job
This guy last night shat on me so I bidet'd him.

Wow that must have been a great shit.
bidet'd by The Thaitanic June 18, 2016

joe biden drinking game 

The act of drinking so much alcohol in one sitting that your nonsensical ramblings become similar to Joe Biden with no teleprompter.
Shannon: What’s wrong with Edward? I’m a little concerned. He hasn’t been making sense.
Steve: Oh, don’t worry, we played that Joe Biden drinking game earlier and he had 10 shots of whiskey in an hour

Edward: “We hold these truths to be self evident. All men and women are created by...oh you know the thing.”

Steve: Come to think of it, maybe he has brain damage and alcohol poisoning.
Shannon: Let’s hit the hospital before he retells the creepy hairy legs in the pool story