Shannon: What’s wrong with Edward? I’m a little concerned. He hasn’t been making sense.
Steve: Oh, don’t worry, we played that Joe Biden drinking game earlier and he had 10 shots of whiskey in an hour

Edward: “We hold these truths to be self evident. All men and women are created by...oh you know the thing.”

Steve: Come to think of it, maybe he has brain damage and alcohol poisoning.
Shannon: Let’s hit the hospital before he retells the creepy hairy legs in the pool story

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.