Definitions by Paddow101
Going Joe Biden
When you are telling a story and randomly a string of gibberish comes out of your mouth, but you continue on with the next sentence without correcting yourself as if it never happened. Usually this is the sign of a serious medical condition or brain problem, but somehow ignored if you’re a politician running for public office.
“I’ll lead an effective strategy to mobilize trunalimunaumaprazure”
Patrick:”What did he just say? Lead a what”
Ryan: “I think he just had a stroke”
Biff: “I’m just going to ignore it because I hate the guy running against him so much!”
Ralph: “Come on Man! He’s just going Joe Biden!”
Patrick:”What did he just say? Lead a what”
Ryan: “I think he just had a stroke”
Biff: “I’m just going to ignore it because I hate the guy running against him so much!”
Ralph: “Come on Man! He’s just going Joe Biden!”
Going Joe Biden by Paddow101 November 7, 2020
joe biden drinking game
The act of drinking so much alcohol in one sitting that your nonsensical ramblings become similar to Joe Biden with no teleprompter.
Shannon: What’s wrong with Edward? I’m a little concerned. He hasn’t been making sense.
Steve: Oh, don’t worry, we played that Joe Biden drinking game earlier and he had 10 shots of whiskey in an hour
Edward: “We hold these truths to be self evident. All men and women are created by...oh you know the thing.”
Steve: Come to think of it, maybe he has brain damage and alcohol poisoning.
Shannon: Let’s hit the hospital before he retells the creepy hairy legs in the pool story
Steve: Oh, don’t worry, we played that Joe Biden drinking game earlier and he had 10 shots of whiskey in an hour
Edward: “We hold these truths to be self evident. All men and women are created by...oh you know the thing.”
Steve: Come to think of it, maybe he has brain damage and alcohol poisoning.
Shannon: Let’s hit the hospital before he retells the creepy hairy legs in the pool story
joe biden drinking game by Paddow101 November 4, 2020
Edward McSweegan
A person who makes fun of other people that they perceive to be mentally ill. Ironically this behavior only displays that they themselves have a mental illness.
Gary: “Look at all those morons that think they’re sick. Those idiots are just mentally ill!
Paul: “Knock if off Gary, no one likes an Edward McSweegan!”
Gary: “You’re right, I’m sorry. Guess i’m a little crazy myself.”
Paul: “Don’t forget stupid and an asshole!”
Paul: “Knock if off Gary, no one likes an Edward McSweegan!”
Gary: “You’re right, I’m sorry. Guess i’m a little crazy myself.”
Paul: “Don’t forget stupid and an asshole!”
Edward McSweegan by Paddow101 June 22, 2019
McSweegan
An enormous piece of shit! Leaves you nauseous and bloated until you are able to release it. It’s often so big it clogs the toilet.
shartmare
1. Trying to fart and accidentally shitting during the worst possible time.
2. Shitting and farting simultaneously during a scary dream
2. Shitting and farting simultaneously during a scary dream