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The act of ejaculating or squirting into your partner's buttocks to clean it after they have shit on you as an act of kindness, applauding them on their fine job
This guy last night shat on me so I bidet'd him.

Wow that must have been a great shit.
by The Thaitanic June 18, 2016
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