14 definitions by Weaponized Dank Ootism

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A retard that believes that humans can function without law, despite the fact that throughout history, humans always followed one leader or at least a system of government.
Anarchist: Anarchy forever!
Normal Joe: You do realize you have a higher chance of poverty and/or death, right?
Anarchist: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
by Weaponized Dank Ootism June 01, 2019
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Lit. translation (Dutch): "Guys from Hell"/"Men from Hell"
A mutated subspecies of humans that live in the Alpha Centauri system, primarily on the planet Helghan. Due to its highly inhospitable conditions, the Helghast have adapted, becoming physically stronger and wearing gas masks nearly all the time.

The Helghast are the main antagonists of the sci-fi FPS Killzone, though the lore of Killzone and the events throughout the series paints a far different picture.
Some Vektan guy: The Helghast are evil!

Helghast: Oh, so my people and I are evil simply because we:
Resisted an attempt to conquer a law-abiding nation and people,
Were exiled to a terrible planet that killed millions through starvation and hardship,
Having our main planet unlawfully taken away from us,
Racially discriminating us as mutant freaks,
And of course, claiming that our leaders are tyrants when we freely support said "tyrants" and when they actually do something good for our people and nation.
by Weaponized Dank Ootism December 12, 2020
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Usually applied by Warhammer 40k fans or members of the Adeptus Astartes, Adeptus Custodes, Inquisition, or Exterminatus Extremis to anyone who dislikes the Warhammer 40k universe, and/or acts/says in a negative way towards the Imperium.
Jussie Smollett: I was..... uh.... attacked....... (Cries like a baby)...... my attackers said...... "Long Live the Imperium."....... I really don't like the Emperor.
Brother Midael: Heretic! I shall Exterminatus Extremis you! The Emperor Protects!
by Weaponized Dank Ootism March 06, 2019
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A broad term usually applied to: Orks, furries, feminists, college students, Tumblr users, Reptilians, and ten year olds.

According to the Heresy Decree by the Law of the Imperial Truth, any members within these groups is automatically deemed a heretic.
Brother Midael: "The heretics......... the lowest form of living creature in reality."
by Weaponized Dank Ootism June 24, 2019
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A broad term usually applied to the lowest forms of humanity out there: Orks, furries, feminists, college students, Tumblr users, Reptilians, and anime goddesses.

According to the Heresy Decree by the Law of the Imperial Truth, any members within these groups is automatically deemed a heretic.
According to the Codex Astartes, "All Heretics are to be purged instantly. If non-Heretics are found sheltering, befriending, or in any way expressing sympathy to a Heretic, they are, themselves, Heretics, and are to be purged at once."
Brother Midael: "Heretics....... the lowest form of creatures in existence."
by Weaponized Dank Ootism June 24, 2019
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The happiest man alive in Texas. He is a Christian pastor that often says "You are a child of the most-high God". Has a creepy smile.
Joel Osteen: "-and this child had severe autism, just like me!"
*Creepy smile intensifies*
by Weaponized Dank Ootism September 23, 2019
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The weapon the Avengers fortunately did not encounter. Is currently attached to Thanos. On discharge, the initial blast radius would have wiped out Wakanda instantly. The shockwave would cave in entire mountains, start tsunamis, while billions of baby Thanoses would begin landing all over the place.
Captain America: You want this, Grape? You want my pole in you!?

Thanos: Then let's do a cockfight. Let's see how it matches with The Infinity Boner!
by Weaponized Dank Ootism March 29, 2019
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