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bidet -Plumming fixture that cleans genetailia hands free.

Bitet’d-When you don’t have a bidet, but when you expel feces and the water splashes up and gets your ass hole wet, just like how a bidet does.
1st stall: Shit dude I just got bidet’d, it felt so weird!
3rdStall: Dude what the hell that?
by A_Matt_A January 03, 2018
Happy St. Patties Day!