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bidet -Plumming fixture that cleans genetailia hands free.

Bitet’d-When you don’t have a bidet, but when you expel feces and the water splashes up and gets your ass hole wet, just like how a bidet does.
1st stall: Shit dude I just got bidet’d, it felt so weird!
3rdStall: Dude what the hell that?
Bidet’d by A_Matt_A January 3, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch
The act of ejaculating or squirting into your partner's buttocks to clean it after they have shit on you as an act of kindness, applauding them on their fine job
This guy last night shat on me so I bidet'd him.

Wow that must have been a great shit.
bidet'd by The Thaitanic June 18, 2016

Biden’d 

(Buy-d-end)
To be cheated or sold out.
Man every time i go to that casino i lose my ass and get completely biden’d
Biden’d by Taxd February 21, 2022

Dirty Bidet 

The combination of liquid and aerosol felt when an automatic toilet mistakenly flushes, post-business but pre-standing-up.
Student 1: (Audibly crying and whimpering in a restroom stall)
Student 2: Hey bro. Are you alright?
Student 1: (Behind stall door) No. I forgot to put toilet paper over the motion sensor on the toilet, and I got a Dirty Bidet... I have 4 more hours of classes! (Crying continues)
Student 2: (Shudders, shakes his head with sympathy, and walks away)
Dirty Bidet by Colibear August 24, 2016

Devils Bidet 

When you are taking a shit and the water splashes back at your brown eye with the aim of a heat seeking missile.
John had to go home and shower after his morning dump turned into a devils bidet.
Devils Bidet by Dunak November 26, 2013

Dirty Bidet 

When you go poop, and the turd splashes dirty toilet water back up in your butt hole.
Dude, I just took a dump and got a serious dirty bidet!
Dirty Bidet by ApologeticKid August 13, 2011

Double Bidet 

A Double Bidet is when one masturbates and ejaculates at the same time as they poop into a toilet. While the ejaculate hits the chin, the toilet water jumps up to caress the asshole.
A double bidet is a great way to start the day.
Double Bidet by Writtenfailure June 23, 2018
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