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Man in charge. Top of whatever's being discussed. Another word for KING,Boss, koheba,
That's the Bertin of this joint
BERTIN by John S Brown September 30, 2007
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I love you bertin no homo
Bertin by ItsALucu October 18, 2019
Pulls too many bitches….he can get anyone he wants n all the bitches on his phone.He is super cool n the best person ever. Got to many hoes n is rich for real.
Bertin gets too many bitches….his phone hurtin.
Bertin by Bih/Im/him May 9, 2022
A calm friendly person who almost never gets mad but can be very rude at times and is kinda shy and keep to them selfs
Bertin is very shy and quiet
Bertin by Bad bitch _69 November 20, 2021

Jacob Bertin 

A kid that isn't really good at anything
Mark: wow im so good
Nicolay: no you are Jacob Bertin
Jacob Bertin by hello796659 January 3, 2017
She's the prettiest, coolest, kindest girl you will ever meet. Loyalty is one of her biggest strength and she is always honest.. probably in a way that might hurt you. She has an amazing sexappeal and she makes you some type of way. She is highly intelligent and she will break your heart into pieces if needed. You will always remeber her pretty smile and her heart eyes, so don't lose her..
By the way, she has a hot hot bum!
Oh wow... this person is a Berfin!

I need a Berfin in my Life.
What a Berfinlicious butt!
Berfin by talyaxo August 24, 2017

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer  

A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.
After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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