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Beertuation 

(beer-tue-a-shun) n. 1. Refers to the current availability of icy cold beers packed in the fridge.

2. The beer situation.
Cooper "Hey yo! hows our beertuation?"
Leah "Lookin' good dude! The fridge is full and we got like six more cases that aren't even on ice yet!"
Cooper "Sweet!"


Cooper "Yo Spank, hows our beertuation?"
Spank "Fuck the beertuation, where's the Jack?"
Cooper "hahahaha, whats your jackuation lookin' like"
Spank "hahaha. Jackuation"
Cooper "Jackuation! hahaha we should totally define that in the urban dictionary!"
Spank "word."
Cooper "Ok. Pour us another shot!"
Beertuation by The Shizphactory January 12, 2009

beercation 

To go on a vacation for beer related festivals
Going to Oktoberfest for your vacation is actually a beercation.
beercation by Karpediem June 30, 2008

Beerflation 

When the price of beer all of a sudden goes up quite a bit at all your favorite bars after only a few months
"What's the deal with the price increase?"
"I dunno, guess it's beerflation"
Beerflation by Barry Lemon April 19, 2013

beerducation 

The process involving the opening of one's eyes to the wonderful world of beer that goes beyond yellow, fizzy, flavourless mass produced garbage masquerading as beer.
Your beerducation is complete, my son!
beerducation by Brewmaster TRG March 28, 2013

Beerlationship 

A phenomenon that occurs when a two people are continuously found together and usually engaging in sexual acts, but only actually admit to it and enjoy it when they're drunk.
"Bro, Ryan has totally hooked up with Annie like every weekend for the past month."

"Yeah, but she denies it and he says they were drunk every time."

"What?! They're totally in a beerlationship right now!"
Beerlationship by StikDudeComix October 3, 2011

Beertuition 

-Knowing someone needs a beer before you ask.
-knowing your beer is gonna be knocked over before it is and saving it before it happens.
Dude, how did you know I needed a beer?
I was blessed with beertuition.
Beertuition by Danpurple69 March 31, 2019