Beardation

To divert a conversation from all truth and realism. Similar to fonejacking.

person 1: Hi, you comin out later?
person 2: Nah mate, i'm on the run from like 10 coppers atm coz i set a tramps beard on fire.
person 1: bulls***!!

...and so on person 2 continues to lie, or carry out beardation.

by getyourraddout August 06, 2009