Oktoberfest 

A huge party that goes on in October in Munich, Germany. Everyone's drunk 24/7, and there are rides, food, and everything you could ever want. Most importantly, there's a metric shitload of beer wherever you look. 10% alcohol beer, by the liter.

Bob: "Yo check this out dogg...I was so drunk last night I almost threw up! It was crazy man. I must have had like a liter of beer."
Jack: "Shut up bitch. I had 3 liters, puked, rallied and had two more, puked again, stripped in front of 10000 people in a tent, then went home and banged a dirty African whore. Indabutt."
Nick D: "No. No you didn't"
Jack: "No, I didn't. But you can imagine what it'd be like if I did...eh, eh?"

Oktoberfest by Nick D November 5, 2003

Oktoberfest 

Oktoberfest is a festival in which millions of people get together once a year to artificially increase the price of liver transplants

on Oktoberfest we drink shitloads of beer

Oktoberfest by Minesweeperplayer September 29, 2021

Oktoberfest 

When you invite men and women to a party, but no women show up, leaving you with a lot of men. In other words: Beer and sausage!

Source: Dinosaur Comics, July 25, 2003

T-Rex: Why do my parties turn into one big Oktoberfest?
Utahraptor: Oktoberfest?
T-Rex: Beer and sausage!

Oktoberfest by Dorian Black! May 4, 2005

oktoberfest 

when a girl is invited to beer drinking party and shes the only girl there and takes on all the guy suasage at the party

lets invite her to the oktoberfest she is hot!

oktoberfest by 44mag May 16, 2009

Oktoberfest Elbow 

An abrasion on the elbow of one's drinking arm caused by resting it on the rough, wooden surface of either a bar or table while holding a beer stein.

I drank beer all day yesterday in the beer tent and woke up this morning with an Oktoberfest Elbow.

Oktoberfest Elbow by rugbykiltman September 18, 2023

Oktoberfest Wad 

A wet piece of cardboard or paper that has been left in one's rectum along with sliced sausage, yeast, and brine until it has soaked up all the moisture and turned into a large, grotesque mass.

"If my boss doesn't accept my sexual advances soon, I'll have no choice but to leave an Oktoberfest Wad on her desk"

Oktoberfest Wad by PhatSphoincter September 29, 2025

Oktoberfest Wad 

A wet piece of cardboard or paper that has been left in one's rectum along with sliced sausage, yeast, and brine until it has soaked up all the moisture and turned into a large, grotesque mass.

"If my boss doesn't accept my sexual advances soon, I'll have no choice but to leave an Oktoberfest Wad on her desk"

Oktoberfest Wad by PhatSphoincter October 3, 2025