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Beertuation 

(beer-tue-a-shun) n. 1. Refers to the current availability of icy cold beers packed in the fridge.

2. The beer situation.
Cooper "Hey yo! hows our beertuation?"
Leah "Lookin' good dude! The fridge is full and we got like six more cases that aren't even on ice yet!"
Cooper "Sweet!"


Cooper "Yo Spank, hows our beertuation?"
Spank "Fuck the beertuation, where's the Jack?"
Cooper "hahahaha, whats your jackuation lookin' like"
Spank "hahaha. Jackuation"
Cooper "Jackuation! hahaha we should totally define that in the urban dictionary!"
Spank "word."
Cooper "Ok. Pour us another shot!"
Beertuation by The Shizphactory January 12, 2009
Related Words

beercation 

To go on a vacation for beer related festivals
Going to Oktoberfest for your vacation is actually a beercation.
beercation by Karpediem June 30, 2008

beducation

Ones knowledge of sexual acts and acts performed in bed.

One can become beducated through the classical means of education such as reading books and watching movies, or just through good old fashion experience.
John was very pleased to discover the high level of beducation that his new girlfriend Stacey possessed.
beducation by snowski December 25, 2009

Beducation

the act of sleeping in instead of attending class because it is proven that one can become smarter through dreams and actually getting a decent amount of sleep. getting up at 6 in the AM just sucks!
Hey dude! are you going to school tomorrow??? we need to get a good education for when we go to Harvard

Naw man. im gonna get a BEDUCATION instead
Beducation by btom1718 November 7, 2010

Beducation

A Beducation is a "Mattress Education". The word is trademarked in Canada by a company called Mattress Mattress.
A Beducation will take the confusion out of buying a new mattress.

beercation 

a vacation based around visiting as many microbreweries as possible
I went on beercation to Portland, OR, and went to seven microbreweries! Next year I want to beercation in Colorado.
beercation by clem7632 August 5, 2008