Beertuition

-Knowing someone needs a beer before you ask.
-knowing your beer is gonna be knocked over before it is and saving it before it happens.

Dude, how did you know I needed a beer?
I was blessed with beertuition.

by Danpurple69 March 31, 2019

Beertuation

(beer-tue-a-shun) n. 1. Refers to the current availability of icy cold beers packed in the fridge.

2. The beer situation.

Cooper "Hey yo! hows our beertuation?"
Leah "Lookin' good dude! The fridge is full and we got like six more cases that aren't even on ice yet!"
Cooper "Sweet!"


Cooper "Yo Spank, hows our beertuation?"
Spank "Fuck the beertuation, where's the Jack?"
Cooper "hahahaha, whats your jackuation lookin' like"
Spank "hahaha. Jackuation"
Cooper "Jackuation! hahaha we should totally define that in the urban dictionary!"
Spank "word."
Cooper "Ok. Pour us another shot!"

by The Shizphactory January 12, 2009

Beeritition

A competition among friends to see who can get a beer the fastest at a frat party.

Chris won the first Beeritition in history last night by getting his beer from a Brother before Allyson and Lauren even touched a cup.

by Chris Sabbatini October 4, 2003

Beeritition

The competition between friends at a frat party to see who can get the first beer of the nite.

Chris won the beeritition at AEPi

by Lauren and Allyson October 8, 2003

Beerduation

The graduation of a master beer taster. The know-er of all things Beer. Most commonly held at a small establishment with more beers on tap than you can name, and a larger drink menu than food menu.

"Jim had is Beerduation today, I don't then I've ever had so many delicious drinks in row."

by BeerdMan July 25, 2013