beeker 

The tall, skinny Oscar-Meyer-esque Muppet in the Muppet show.
Scientific associate of the short green dude with glasses, this Muppet only utters the words "mee mee mee mee mee mee!!", and usually has bad stuff happen to him. A South Park's Kenny predecessor if you will.
After many years spent studying the subject, govermental officials located in a secret subterranean base in Antarctica have decoded just what the hell Beeker was saying.
Although rough, the message from each "mee" came out something like:
"Your souls are mine! I will swallow them whole for sustenance and feast on your siblings afterwards."
Mind you this is extremely rough, and more research is being poured into this utterance of Beeker.
Despite Beeker's psychological shortcomings, we all love him very much still.

"Beeker consumed Kenny the other day."
"That bastard!"

beeker by Short green dude with glasses in the Muppets December 9, 2008

beeker 

A music producer of moderate fame who is shamelessly plugging his music.

You hear that douche Beeker actually tried to promote himself on urbandictionary.com? FAG!

beeker by Chuckus August 11, 2010

Beeker Cheap 

The ultimate in cheapness.
Totally tight

I may be cheap but I'm not Beeker Cheap.

Beeker Cheap by Remart October 20, 2016

The Beemer Lemur

Not a BMW, or a lemur. The Beemer Lemur is a unperformed sexual act. It is an act that replicas fisting into a hardcore stimulation for strong woman.

The way The Beemer Lemur is performed

1) the guy takes off his partner's panties

2)he gapes his partner's vagina
3)he attempts to stick his head into the vagina
4)you don't touch yourself, only the partner takes the pleasure.

Time to celebrate December 1st with a sunday special! The Beemer Lemur!

The Beemer Lemur by boybetterknowsee3owu November 18, 2019

beeterskeeter 

A person who beats their beeter like a skeeter

Aidan is a beeterskeeter

beeterskeeter by Eat My Hoo Hoo May 29, 2018

The Berkery 

The art of sucking one's lovers intimate area so hard that it pulls the bed sheets flush against the Anus, making said partner finish simultaneously.

I'm not a very smart man, but I do know what the Berkery is!

The Berkery by The dirty nickel December 30, 2014

Penis Beaker 

Mumsnet (2013)

A Penis Beaker is a post-coital cleaning receptacle for men, must not be confused with a glass for drinking water

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a penis beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me

Penis Beaker by AIBU YABU October 9, 2013