Someone who is useless until you shove your fist up them - Just like Kermit !
by Steve Mc March 25, 2003
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A nicer way to say you are an idiot, or a retard.

E.G. "OMG you are such a muppet!" or "Haha you muppet!"

You could use this when talking to friends if you don't want to use something as harsh as idiot.
Idiot cuss Muppet
by Ooooo friend! October 08, 2011
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"Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man... " - Homer Simpson
That explains it all
by Idiot Paranoia August 25, 2004
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