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A person who is ignorant and generally has no idea about anything.
by Lloyd (Stallion) Salas November 14, 2002
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An alternative term for idiot or moron. Usually used in the UK to describe someone who is incompetant or gormless. Taken from the name for the popular Jim Henson Puppets.
"You bloody muppet!"

"That temp agency has sent us nothing but muppets."
by PRAEst76 February 10, 2005
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a person who defies explanation with regard to common sense and logic, exhubing an air of confidence that is mutually exclusive to that of their accomplishments or ability
what the hell is Emma doing, can she not see that if im not at my desk I can not answer my phone, she is such a fucking muppet
by boss hog August 01, 2004
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Someone who is useless until you shove your fist up them - Just like Kermit !
by Steve Mc March 25, 2003
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It's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet.
Characters created by Jim Henson, such as Kermit the frog, Miss Piggy, and Gonzo. Often appear on the PBS show Sesame Street.
It's not easy being green!
by Ducky August 17, 2005
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"Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man... " - Homer Simpson
That explains it all
by Idiot Paranoia August 25, 2004
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