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Clearnessism
Clearnessism is an art music ism coined by Mansoor Habibdoost, Iranian composer and a faculty member at the music department of the University of Guilan to explain his method of composing to make the listeners hear and hear his music.
Mansoor Habibdoost is the coiner of clearnessism and tries to make the listeners hear and hear his music.
Clearnessism by armi July 24, 2014
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cheapness • cheapless • Cheepness • Cheap lesson • cheapies • chapless ass • cheapbeast • Chadness • Chanessa • chapess
Cheatress
Cheatress by PerfectPaisley June 24, 2013
cheapass
The dude who brings TWO PBRs to a BYOB party and then drinks six pilsners is a cheapass. This is probably the same guy who doesn't want to evenly split the bill at a restaurant because your food cost $33 and his only cost $30.
cheapass by creaternity May 26, 2006
Cheapensive
Man, these earbuds are so cheapensive!! They cost $50, but every time I get a pair, they short out on me 2 weeks to 2 months later!!
Cheapensive by loverofthecountrylife March 12, 2015
cheapass motherfucker
cheapass motherfucker by OblongOne September 7, 2016
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Ajumma
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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