Bedfag

A faggot, who insists on going to bed before everyone else does.

Havo: Oi PJ, wanna run ToGC?
PJ: Nar man, Ima go to bed.
Havo: Bedfags, fuken.

by Havo November 29, 2009

Befaggotted

Something or someone completely ruined with faggotry.

Billy: So, I visit this new social media website claiming to be all about free speech, and the next thing you know, I am reported for saying Trump Americans are better than others. What's wrong with them!?! Are they too weak to hear the truth!?! And, here's the kicker! I ask the admins why I was reported, and they respond; it's because I said something that hurt someone's feelings. What's wrong with them!?! Just deny the report and say it's because "We defend free speech!" It's that simple!
Jeff: Must be one of those Gen Y websites. This generation is completely befaggotted. Even if you say Hi to them, they get offended.

Carl: I went to this club Hooligans we used to dance at when we were in college.
Mark: Oh yeah!? Saw any hot chics there?
Carl: Not exactly. I saw a dude acting like other dudes were women. I don't know whatever happened to that club! It's become befaggotted!
Mark: Must be one of those stupid policies about welcoming everyone regardless of rape inclinations (aka "sexual orientations").

by OffBeatDrummer November 14, 2020

Bedraggled Shirker

An unkept lazy worker that spends more energy trying to avoid work than producing anything productive. They often have a soul patch, don't iron their clothes and eat more then they work. Prone to outbreaks of lip herpies and other STI's that have have no issues with spreading to the general populce. If you have one in your workplace it is advised that you bring your own cutlery.

Jesus you bedraggled shirker do you have the lip herpies again.. please do some work around here and have some respect for you appearence you are looking like an unkept yeti.

by Battered worker November 22, 2017

Bedfat

A person who will not get out of YOUR bed. Generally a term used for a one night stand that just won't leave in the morning.

Ray says: No I can't play golf today, I'm stuck with bedfat!
Gigi couldn't wait for the bedfat to leave so she could begin her day.

by Gigi in Orleans April 4, 2009

Bedraggled

A northern term.
Proceeding word is usually 'Proper'

The term Bedraggled usually refers to the way a person looks.

They could look like they've been dragged through a hedge backwards.

Someone who's left a little dried drool on their cheek from the morning and is told to clean themselves up by the homeless

Lack of washing or grooming usually occurs.

Even Mr.Muscle would decline

'Wow. She's a bedraggled mess this mornin. look at that drool! Wipe ya face ya scruffy old tart!' says the homeless man.

by SeaLife March 25, 2011

bedlag

A bedlag (not unlike jetlag) is a funny feeling associated to the subjective perception of time while asleep.
Someone who is experiencing a bedlag is usually thinking 'God, it's already morning in the country i left my alarm clock in!'

thom : how did you sleep last nite, mate ?
jonny : jolly good, in fact i had the worst bedlag in the morning.
thom : good one !

by feggman July 30, 2009

Beddage

A sub-category of bondage wherein various types of bedding, such as bedsheets, pillowcases, and blankets, are used to restrain a submissive partner. Additionally, sleeping paraphernalia such as eyes masks, earplugs, CPAP machines, bonnets, and snore strips, are used to simulate sleeping conditions or otherwise arouse one or both parties.

Sure I’m into beddage, I just want you to put a fitted sheet on the bed with me under it while a CPAP runs in the background.

by the beddage professor September 3, 2023