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A bedlag (not unlike jetlag) is a funny feeling associated to the subjective perception of time while asleep.
Someone who is experiencing a bedlag is usually thinking 'God, it's already morning in the country i left my alarm clock in!'
thom : how did you sleep last nite, mate ?
jonny : jolly good, in fact i had the worst bedlag in the morning.
thom : good one !
bedlag by feggman July 30, 2009
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When an individual in a group vomits which triggers a domino effect of subsequent individuals vomiting in a chain reaction reminiscent of the water show in front of the Bellagio in Las Vegas.
On my flight from NY to Seattle, the turbulence got the best of a group of grade school students and kicked of a Bellagio.
Bellagio by Lou Fiorino April 19, 2008
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When an individual in a group vomits which triggers a domino effect of subsequent individuals vomiting in a chain reaction reminiscent of the water show in front of the Bellagio in Las Vegas.
On my flight from NY to Seattle, the turbulence got the best of a group of grade school students and kicked of a Bellagio.
Bellagio by Lou Fiorino April 21, 2008

Bellagio Slot Machine 

When you are having sex with a girl with a bra full of coins, but can't hear the coins jingling. Then when you take off her bra all the coins fall out and she yells "JACKPOT!"
One night I went out to a dance club with my friends and got incredibly drunk. Throughout the night I was putting the change leftover from buying drinks into my bra because I didn't have a purse. I ended up going to my boyfriends place afterwards (who hadn't been out with us) and being the terrible drunk I am I conned him into having sex. We were going at it pretty hard, he was laying down and I was on top of him and he finally had the mind to take my bra off. When he did, all the change from the night ($21 in coins..) burst out and rained all over his face. As he was confused and spluttering I just drunkenly continued while yelling, "JACKPOT!!!" and grabbing the cash and throwing in the air pulling a Bellagio Slot Machine. I'm surprised that we're still together.
Inspired by the decor of the Bellagio Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas, NV - it is ornately fabulous, but not stuffy; overdressed but still hip.
I must say, William, your jacket is sooo bellage - it really compliments your Movado watch.
bellage by Unique Nuyorque October 9, 2012
A heavenly spirit distilled from rice.
Hey bartender! Can I get a Bedlam on the rocks?
Bedlam vodka is distilled in Durham, NC.
Bedlam by BougieBartender November 12, 2018

Bedlamite 

A 'Bedlamite' is the term used to describe a member of the 'James Blunt' fandom. They worship James Blunt and everything about him.

These classy mofos are of the highest moral fibre and have impressive intellect and sharp wit, enabling them to connect with the songs written and performed (emphatically) by the almighty Blunty (Lord of all).

They are some damn fine sassy specimens of humanity, who are particularly partial to super hot and spicy chicken wings.

Their daily activities and hobbies include singing along and listening to James' music on repeat (to the extent that family and friends threaten professional intervention) crying over pictures of James, crying over videos of James, listening to more music, generally yabbering on about James to anyone with functional ear canals.

They are completely and utterly nuts.
Bonkers.
Seriously, you have been warned.
They're full crazy.
Aint no half ass crazy when they're about.
Person 1: Wow, she's one saucy wench.
Person 2: What do you expect, she's a Bedlamite?
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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