Bedfast 

You and your other half in bed around 3-4 am eating a variety of foods including, but not limited to hot cheetos, nuggets(golden), full steak dinner, chocolates, jalapeño chetos, French onion dip, calzones, and parts of tacos off of a plate. Oh and Halloween candy. Then you have the best sex of your life on 600 dollars in winning pull tabs.

It's 3am... I'm a big titty white girl, I'm in bed with my bartender bf and it's time for 3rd meal bedfast!

Bedfast by Shaylovejr December 2, 2016

Belfast Handshake 

Noun: Euphemism for a cock-punch.

Origin: Derived from "Who Needs a Good Cock-Punching?" Statshot in the Onion, February 6, 2002, where Bono, of the Dublin band U2, was listed at #1.

Did you hear what Jay said about Dan's new house?

Yeah, he may have earned himself a Belfast Handshake.

Belfast Handshake by Felix00 June 11, 2009

Belfast Bap 

Big, crusty round bread famed throughout Northern Ireland and the stuff of legends.

Usually split in the middle and stuffed full of any filling you like.

Popular with builder types coz its a quare feed far ya teabreak like.

Best smothered in Real butter such as Golden Cow or Dromona.

Givvas one a thon Belfast Baps luv wer cheese and ham.

Belfast Bap by undisclosed desires February 26, 2010

bekfast 

breakfast pronounced wrong

mom: what is going on here???
you: BEKFAST

bekfast by TurboKitten June 22, 2016

badfast 

when in racing, if your badfast ,it good for you bad for everyone else.

man that 54 car is badfast!

badfast by jeff jurecki September 2, 2007

belfast breakfast 

(Irish slang)

the act of wedging a pipe bomb, molotov cocktail, or other homemade incendiary device into the anal cavity of a loyalist.

the Belfast Breakfast originated in the 1920s as an IRA torture and/or revenge method, not as wedging a pipebomb directly into the anal cavity, but rather dousing a loyalist's pants in whiskey and lighting, followed by uproarious drunken brogue laughter. It quickly evolved and spread to other guerrilla groups, and was even mentioned in Eli Roth's short animated series, "the Rotten Fruit."

Banandar: "I'd love to shove a pipe bomb up their arses... give 'em a real belfast breakfast"

belfast breakfast by Wild Drunken Bill August 7, 2007

Bedfat 

A person who will not get out of YOUR bed. Generally a term used for a one night stand that just won't leave in the morning.

Ray says: No I can't play golf today, I'm stuck with bedfat!
Gigi couldn't wait for the bedfat to leave so she could begin her day.

Bedfat by Gigi in Orleans April 4, 2009