Bedfat

A person who will not get out of YOUR bed. Generally a term used for a one night stand that just won't leave in the morning.

Ray says: No I can't play golf today, I'm stuck with bedfat!
Gigi couldn't wait for the bedfat to leave so she could begin her day.

by Gigi in Orleans April 4, 2009

Bedcation

Staying in bed all day or weekend with your significant other. You camp out, sleep, kiss, cuddle, have sex, eat your meals, drink your wine, watch movies and
never leave the bedroom. It's better than a vacation, less expensive, you don't have to pack anything.

We took a bedcation on Sunday and disappeared from the world.

by Winelover May 17, 2009

bedmate

A person you share your bed with.

Sarah's bedmate kept her up all night with his snoring.

by Sparklypoo June 12, 2006

Bedmatic

Someone who could easily be fucked. Thus the word "bad-matic" (able to be taken to the bed)

Coined by MajelaZezeDiamond, in the song titled "Mrs. Obama is a whore"

I am bedmatic, I love Obama's cock

by Sir Straf Salot March 10, 2011

Bedfag

A faggot, who insists on going to bed before everyone else does.

Havo: Oi PJ, wanna run ToGC?
PJ: Nar man, Ima go to bed.
Havo: Bedfags, fuken.

by Havo November 29, 2009

Bedmatics

This is a term use on people who are extremely knowledgeable in the art of sex.

John: Dude, that girl's got a degree in bedmatics! Best sex of my life.

by Doorways June 4, 2015

bedwater

Used to stay cool year-round, bed water is water that is spread throughout the entirety of one's sleeping surface. The evaporation from the water keeps the sleeper close to hypothermia for multiple hours.

Wow, this bed is soaked! I slightly overdid it with the bedwater tonight.

by eggwerd January 2, 2017