Beatmeat

When you get jacked off.

Guy: Aye yo bitch lemme get the beatmeat!
Girl: Do it yourself!

GuysFacebook: Where dha beatmeat?
Reply1: (Male) Nigga you gay!
Reply2: (Earl) ahahhaha you so silly, text me baby;)
Reply3: (Guy) I aint gay but i hit up- no homo!

by bitcccH June 29, 2010

Beatment

Inflicting the act of beat onto one of a person.
(aka/In other terms:) Beating somebody.

"Yes, I support the beatment of that orphan."

by Coca cola addict February 12, 2021

beat meat

to jerk off and let out stress

i wanna beat meat

by poppy head March 29, 2020

beat meat

Verb; To masturbate.

"Give me some lotion, I need to beat my meat."

"Hand me that gatorade, I need to beat my meat."

by Lang20 February 16, 2006

Beat meat repeat paradox

When you're bored you beat your meat. This feels really good, but the more often you do it, the less satisfaction you get from it.

Dude I'm stuck in the coomer beat meat repeat paradox because of quarantine and my lack of skills with women.

by please enter your username February 16, 2021

beat meat

An act when a guy touches his penis to get sexual satisfaction

His mutha caught him beatin tha meat in da bathroom, i.e beat meat

by LG-MAT July 28, 2008

bearmeat

Any tender male morsel that might be seen as prey for a gay "bear."

Steve realized his blunder as he walked into the Blue Oyster Bar and all the men in attendance locked eyes on him as fresh bearmeat!

by digitaldevil April 16, 2009