Beatmeat 

When you get jacked off.

Guy: Aye yo bitch lemme get the beatmeat!
Girl: Do it yourself!

GuysFacebook: Where dha beatmeat?
Reply1: (Male) Nigga you gay!
Reply2: (Earl) ahahhaha you so silly, text me baby;)
Reply3: (Guy) I aint gay but i hit up- no homo!

Beatmeat by bitcccH June 29, 2010

Beatment 

Inflicting the act of beat onto one of a person.
(aka/In other terms:) Beating somebody.

"Yes, I support the beatment of that orphan."

Beatment by Coca cola addict February 12, 2021

beat meat 

to jerk off and let out stress

i wanna beat meat

beat meat by poppy head March 29, 2020

beat meat 

Verb; To masturbate.

"Give me some lotion, I need to beat my meat."

"Hand me that gatorade, I need to beat my meat."

beat meat by Lang20 February 16, 2006

Beat meat repeat paradox

When you're bored you beat your meat. This feels really good, but the more often you do it, the less satisfaction you get from it.

Dude I'm stuck in the coomer beat meat repeat paradox because of quarantine and my lack of skills with women.

Beat meat repeat paradox by please enter your username February 16, 2021

beat meat 

An act when a guy touches his penis to get sexual satisfaction

His mutha caught him beatin tha meat in da bathroom, i.e beat meat

beat meat by LG-MAT July 28, 2008

bearmeat 

Any tender male morsel that might be seen as prey for a gay "bear."

Steve realized his blunder as he walked into the Blue Oyster Bar and all the men in attendance locked eyes on him as fresh bearmeat!

bearmeat by digitaldevil April 16, 2009