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"Give me some lotion, I need to beat my meat."

"Hand me that gatorade, I need to beat my meat."
by Lang20 August 12, 2005
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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An act when a guy touches his penis to get sexual satisfaction
His mutha caught him beatin tha meat in da bathroom, i.e beat meat
by LG-MAT April 22, 2006
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1. The virgin way: Touching pp for satisfaction.

2. The CHAD way: Continuously slapping your thighs in the bathroom.
Chad: Ey! Whatcha doing in there?

Virgin: I'm getting ready to Beat Meat

Chad: I DONT HEAR ANY SLAPPING
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