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"Give me some lotion, I need to beat my meat."

"Hand me that gatorade, I need to beat my meat."
by Lang20 August 12, 2005
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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An act when a guy touches his penis to get sexual satisfaction
His mutha caught him beatin tha meat in da bathroom, i.e beat meat
by LG-MAT April 22, 2006
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1. The virgin way: Touching pp for satisfaction.

2. The CHAD way: Continuously slapping your thighs in the bathroom.
Chad: Ey! Whatcha doing in there?

Virgin: I'm getting ready to Beat Meat

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by CasualCoffeeGuy December 15, 2020
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