beating of ones meat by one also known as jacking off
nick h: hey rossi what r u doing when u get home
rossi: i'm going to beat my meat while wacthing xxx
by anymnos 123 November 18, 2007
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This is when you grab your erect penis and move your arm in a type of oscillatory motion. The meat being the penis and beating being another word for masturbation.
*Jerry sees a hot naked chick*

Jerry: Damn i wanna be beating my meat right now!
*Jerry proceeds to unbuckle his belt and take off his pants*
*Jerry firmly grasps his penis and starts beating it*
by Woketh Loops August 4, 2018
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The act of masturbation but in different words to supposedly make the word sound less weird or awkward
Friend: Hey dude, watcha doin' up at 3:00am in the morning?
Other Guy: I'm up to beat my meat
Friend: Haha, yeahh....
by Fugma Balls August 25, 2018
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Where you are eating a burger, and the meat has been finished before the bun has.
"Ahh Joe, I've beat my Meat !"

"Ahh not again!"
by goncamble October 31, 2019
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a different way of saying, "beats me" but in a way of also describing masturbation
danny: where is the nearest mcdonalds from hear, siri?
siri: beats my meat
by white firecracker April 21, 2017
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