beatameat

when you masturbate to much and you fatigue from flogging your little pal to long/Walking while beating your meat (thus transporting yourself to another location, where you then ejaculate)

The man was so hopped on viagra he
-beatameat- 20 miles to his dads house were he ejaculated on their front porch.

by Officer asskicker July 28, 2003

Beatment

Inflicting the act of beat onto one of a person.
(aka/In other terms:) Beating somebody.

"Yes, I support the beatment of that orphan."

by Coca cola addict February 12, 2021

Beatadextrious

When you are able to jerk off with both hands

Matt played pocket pool for two and switched hands becoming beatadextrious.

by Keysmarine July 31, 2017

bearmeat

Any tender male morsel that might be seen as prey for a gay "bear."

Steve realized his blunder as he walked into the Blue Oyster Bar and all the men in attendance locked eyes on him as fresh bearmeat!

by digitaldevil April 16, 2009

Beatmeat

When you get jacked off.

Guy: Aye yo bitch lemme get the beatmeat!
Girl: Do it yourself!

GuysFacebook: Where dha beatmeat?
Reply1: (Male) Nigga you gay!
Reply2: (Earl) ahahhaha you so silly, text me baby;)
Reply3: (Guy) I aint gay but i hit up- no homo!

by bitcccH June 29, 2010

r/beatMeatToIt

A subreddit where people post images that “beated their meat”

These images are often bad memes and shitposts.

Dave: Have you seen r/beatMeatToIt recently?
Bill: Yeah it’s really terrible now.

by Is_Gordon_Ramsay June 1, 2023

beathemeat

It's literally in the fucking name. So do it.

Imma go home and beathemeat.

by NIGIGIGIIGIGIGIA February 1, 2018