Bearspoon 

A way to keep warm on a cold lonely Oregon night.

Tom and Aaron were bearspooning. When the temperatures became unbearable. Tom and Aaron have decided to hold heat by using each others body heat to protect each other from the rapidly dripping temperatures.

Bearspoon by Mydo June 30, 2023

Beavpoon 

The beavpoon is an accelerated hybrid version of the beavcoon (half beaver/half raccoon legend), only with the added allure of possum characteristics. There has been no film or photographic evidence of this ellusive creature to date, however, eyewitness accounts claim the border of Santa Monica and Los Angeles to be the epicenter of beavpoon territory. It is believed that the food truck revolution in the area contributes to beavpoon origins, providing nutrients and the proper vitamins for it to flourish, remain powerful and virtually undetected. Beavpoon enthusiast Jill Vasky aptly named the creature in 2010 due to exhaustion at work.

Don't come over after 6, beavpoon might be out.

Beavpoon by cobrashark September 28, 2010

Bearcoon 

Bear - Raccoon... Bearcoons are found in deep wods and have the body of a bear but the small size and colorign of a raccoon, basically a raccoon with rabies and rage issues.

Oh My God! That Bearcoon was on my back porch eating my dogs food, i thought it was a normal raccoon then when i looked at it, it began foaming from its ears and its eyes were glowing red, he grew 65 times bigger and smacked me in the face with his paw!

Bearcoon by OfficerFavre September 19, 2009

Bearstronaut 

natural hibernation and long distance travel, bear astronaut, space traveler, highly untrustworthy, devouring man-fruit,

In 1963, President Kennedy green lighted a new space program that used bears for space travel coined as the bearstonaut project by Brad Neely.
However, before launch the bearstronauts went ape-crap, attacked NASA employees and launched their spaceship to parts unknown.

"The Bearstronauts have gone ape-crap, the mission is a disaster! a disaster!"

Bearstronaut by saltandpeppah February 8, 2010

beardporn 

A beard so glorious that it is arrousing

Seth has some serious moist beardporn

beardporn by Highroller1950 December 21, 2014

Barpooning 

The act of trolling through a bar or crowded establishment in search of otherwise unacceptable ass

I went barpooning last night and snuck out of her place right after the handy

Barpooning by Tember June 9, 2011

baspoonanana

A cross between a spoon and a banana. High in potassium and Iron.

I eat baspoonananas like your for brerakfast!

baspoonanana by Thekodanator October 27, 2008