Barpooning 

The act of trolling through a bar or crowded establishment in search of otherwise unacceptable ass

I went barpooning last night and snuck out of her place right after the handy

Barpooning by Tember June 9, 2011

water ballooning 

the act of holding your foreskin closed while urinating so it fills up like a water balloon

Jake: Hey David what are you doing tonight?
David: Nothing probably just going to sit in the shower and do some water ballooning

water ballooning by numbertwentyone January 19, 2012

hot air ballooning 

A euphemism for "getting high", aka smoking marijuana. As defined by the comedian Throwing Toasters, referring to The Pheromones singing a cover of the song "High" by Feeder. It was a very funny night!

Where did Michael go? Oh, he's out hot air ballooning with his friends... Don't wait up 'cause he won't be home today.

hot air ballooning by izzygalvez January 29, 2009

baffooning

the act of yelling at drunken baffoons at or around bar close. usually from the window of an automobile but can also be done via walking.

"hey man, hop in the car lets go baffooning. its close to bar close!"

baffooning by Jose~Cuervo March 27, 2010

harpooning 

-The act of successfully bringing home a woman equal to or greater than your own body weight in desperation at the end of a long drunken night of being rejected by more attractive and better-endowed women. After successfully completeting this task, a man will be granted his license to harpoon and may continue to indulge in this difficult task.
The greatest of harpooning feats is referred to as a moby dick

Kyle: Dude I boned a hottie last night.
Disgusted friend: MAN, she was a whale, but you've earned your harpooning license
Kyle:I wondered why she wanted the lights off

harpooning by metrosexualbastard August 17, 2006

Brooning

Two hetrosexual males (bros) lying down together on their sides (spooning) for nothing more than a bit of company and comfort.

Dave: Man I'm so tired.
Rick: Me too brah.
Dave: Fancy a spot of brooning old chap?
Rick: Oh for shizzly, just don't tell my wife, she wouldn't understand.

Brooning by 8007H August 22, 2012

Hot Ballooning 

The art of stuffing one's balls into someone else's ass, allowing the anus to grip firmly down on the nut sack. Similar to tea bagging, but instead of dipping one's nuts into the recipient's mouth, the more difficult task of cramming them up one's ass is excecuted. Appreciated for it's snugness as well as warmth - a rare act, and one to be cherished for it's degree of difficulty. Also known in some circles as "N in da A" (Nuts in the Ass).

"Damn Tron - you clowning dat bitch out! - stuffin' dem nutz in her ass - hot ballooning dat shit out!"

"Why you walking funny James?... James responds, "shit nug - I's gots my ass hot ballooned last night by Tyrone again - hurts like a mutha fucka!"

Hot Ballooning by Victa E August 21, 2006