Bearcoon 

Bear - Raccoon... Bearcoons are found in deep wods and have the body of a bear but the small size and colorign of a raccoon, basically a raccoon with rabies and rage issues.

Oh My God! That Bearcoon was on my back porch eating my dogs food, i thought it was a normal raccoon then when i looked at it, it began foaming from its ears and its eyes were glowing red, he grew 65 times bigger and smacked me in the face with his paw!

Bearcoon by OfficerFavre September 19, 2009

Beavcoon 

A head of a beaver and a rump of a raccoon.

Look at that sexy Beavcoon!

Beavcoon by cheese-kun July 6, 2010

Beavcoon 

When you're tripping on acid, scouting out big foot, and an animal attacks you out of the forest. Head of beaver, rump of raccoon.

That's one sexy Beavcoon!

Beavcoon by Beavcoonlover69 July 1, 2015

Beavcoon 

Literally Satan; Likes to deprive high school children of water and motivation; Has an impressive neck beard.

The Beavcoon was extra grouchy today and didn't let us have water for over an hour.

Beavcoon by Flithy Jew October 25, 2016