Bear - Raccoon... Bearcoons are found in deep wods and have the body of a bear but the small size and colorign of a raccoon, basically a raccoon with rabies and rage issues.
Oh My God! That Bearcoon was on my back porch eating my dogs food, i thought it was a normal raccoon then when i looked at it, it began foaming from its ears and its eyes were glowing red, he grew 65 times bigger and smacked me in the face with his paw!
by OfficerFavre September 19, 2009
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