by MixiM August 22, 2011
Get the Raccoonmug. A cute badass animal that is naturally bulletproof owning a pet raccoon makes you all powerful and all the girls will be on your dick they kill your enemies no questions asked and make a quick silent job of it the only way to kill a raccoon is to bless an ancient sword and stab it in the heart
by Raccoonlover May 29, 2019
Get the Raccoonmug. A girl who puts on way too much eye makeup and therefore looks like a racoon. Also she exists only to make worse the lives of all around her by being extremely annoying and sucking at life. Also has the word coon in it, i dont know why tho.
Randee : "Hey guys pay attentions to me! I look like a raccoon!"
Delux : "BAD RACCOON! Stop picking in our trash can!"
Delux : "BAD RACCOON! Stop picking in our trash can!"
by daverba September 15, 2006
Get the Raccoonmug. by Joel Bossy December 7, 2006
Get the Raccoonmug. raccoon
by fyslova October 22, 2010
Get the Raccoonmug. by DeepFriedDump February 13, 2019
Get the Raccoonmug. *While camping*
Guy 1: Those raccoons shredded our aluminum foil! There wasn't even any food on it! Why would they do that?
Guy 2: Because they are nefarious little creatures with your worst interests at heart.
Guy 1: Those raccoons shredded our aluminum foil! There wasn't even any food on it! Why would they do that?
Guy 2: Because they are nefarious little creatures with your worst interests at heart.
by Dan30 July 4, 2012
Get the Raccoonmug.