Beavpoon

The beavpoon is an accelerated hybrid version of the beavcoon (half beaver/half raccoon legend), only with the added allure of possum characteristics. There has been no film or photographic evidence of this ellusive creature to date, however, eyewitness accounts claim the border of Santa Monica and Los Angeles to be the epicenter of beavpoon territory. It is believed that the food truck revolution in the area contributes to beavpoon origins, providing nutrients and the proper vitamins for it to flourish, remain powerful and virtually undetected. Beavpoon enthusiast Jill Vasky aptly named the creature in 2010 due to exhaustion at work.

Don't come over after 6, beavpoon might be out.

by cobrashark September 28, 2010

Beavcoon

A head of a beaver and a rump of a raccoon.

Look at that sexy Beavcoon!

by cheese-kun July 6, 2010

Beavcoon

When you're tripping on acid, scouting out big foot, and an animal attacks you out of the forest. Head of beaver, rump of raccoon.

That's one sexy Beavcoon!

by Beavcoonlover69 July 1, 2015

Beavcoon

Literally Satan; Likes to deprive high school children of water and motivation; Has an impressive neck beard.

The Beavcoon was extra grouchy today and didn't let us have water for over an hour.

by Flithy Jew October 25, 2016