potassium

Kazakhstan's number one export.

Other countries have inferior potassium.

by coral the squirrel July 26, 2007

potassium

Nickname given to a reactive person - i.e one who snaps at any opportunity, especially following piss-taking.

"Here come's potassium pete"

"What do you mean?"

"The cunt reacts with anything".

by Lewis1983 June 05, 2005

potassium

a slang term for ketamine, more commonly known as special k. i'm not totally certain, but most likely the term comes from potassium's symbol on the periodic table being k.

person 1 - come over to my house tonight, and don't forget to bring the potassium.

person 2 - sure thing, man, and i won't forget it. we're gonna get so fucked up, i already know it.

by SPACE DEMENTIA January 03, 2009

potassium

Another word for jizz/spooge/ejaculate

"Oh dear, my little Jimmy has made potassium stain on his sheets again!"

by Marduk November 26, 2006

potassium

Another way of calling a dumb guy a caveman/monkey man. Because we all know monkeys eat a lot of bananas and bananas have potassium in them. So, that big dumb hairy guy you know may be here-in known as a potassium.

If Klinger from MASH wasn't so sharp, he would very easily be a potassium.

by Alex Quantashassle June 05, 2005

Potassium

the thing you get when banana

"Kris Get The Banana"
"Potassium"

by ishouldntbeabletohaveinternet September 24, 2021

Potassium

Another way of saying "K" in a sassy way on AIM or Facebook.

Potassium = K on periodic table

Moi: Yo i cant go to dinner with you anymore i have other plans.
Alexis: Potassium Asshole.

by hehehehehwhoami January 09, 2011