beardporn 

A beard so glorious that it is arrousing

Seth has some serious moist beardporn

beardporn by Highroller1950 December 21, 2014

Beardson's Law 

A phenomena whereby the browner a person is, the higher the likelihood their smoke alarm batteries need to be replaced.

For example, when observing a black person in their natural habitat, if you listen closely you will likely hear the distinct low battery alert chirp of a smoke-alarm.

I was on Omegle last night and talked to a bunch of black people. I could hear the chirp of a smoke-detector low battery alarm in every one of their houses. Beardson's Law, am I right?

Beardson's Law by urban groyper August 29, 2022

beardcore 

A new sub-genre of music, started in America, which comprises of so called "Happy Hardcore" metal music. The songs are lyrically sung rather than shouted, but all the major ideals from metal are there (the double pedal, drop tuned guitars, breakdowns.) The only major difference is the songs are played in a major (or "happy") key. Beardcore is attached to this small sub-genre, because of the leading band, Four Year Strong (Who together have more hair than a sheep)

"Hey dude, you checked out this beardcore band?"
"OMG they're so rad, I gotta buy their merch and grow a beard to beat them!"

beardcore by jon_sparky March 28, 2009

Beardcore 

Beardcore is for those who:
* have a beard
* aspire to have a beard
* like beards
* love beards
* think beards are hot
* think beards rock
* are hardcore in general

"Wow look at that beard! He's so beardcore!"
"I wish I was as hardcore as you.... BEARDCORE!"

Beardcore by rhino_loupe July 10, 2007

Bearicorn 

A bearicorn is a mammal that is a cross-breed between a bear and a unicorn. It usually consists of a large Grizzly Bear with a horn sprouting in between its eyes. A bearicorn is very vicious and will attack upon sight. The term was coined by Rooster Teeth productions during a gameplay walkthrough of the Rockstar game Red Dead Redemption when the host of the video threw an axe at the bear's face and called it a bearicorn.

A bearicorn with two horns (very rare sighting) is called a double bearicorn and is usually about ten times more vicious than a regular bearicorn. Do not dare to harass a double bearicorn. Although they look harmless, they will kill upon sight faster and quicker than a regular bearicorn. The only way to kill one is with a buffalo rifle to the face.

Ex:

Josh: That's a funny looking bear!
Mike: That's a bearicorn! Get away from it!
Josh: Don't be a wimp! Go touch it!
(Mike gets mauled by bearicorn as Josh runs away screaming like Justin Bieber)

Bearicorn by viciousburrito9 November 26, 2010

bearicorn 

The bearicorn is a legendary creature that has been described as a bear with a single large, pointed, horn projecting from its forehead. It's a word play for mix of unicorn and bear. It was used by several games and movies.

- Is that a bear?
- Nope.
- A unicorn?
- Nope. It's a bearicorn.

bearicorn by JoeMJoe February 9, 2021

Beardcore 

A subgenre of indie music characterized by folk or country-twinged songwriters who intertwine wistfulness and irony in such a way that each element cannot be plucked from the tune. They also wear beards. The most well known purveyors of this genre are Iron & Wine and Will Oldham.

Damn, I love that Beardcore music. Rivers Cuomo is such an enema.

Beardcore by T-Dog Jenkins March 6, 2005