Barkalona 

A finished football club who only was relevant from 2006 to 2015 when they had a great squad and has barely any real history compared to the greatest football club ever, Real Madrid. Now they are Europa League warriors who have lost to the best club ever Real Madrid 5 times in a row. Without Messi, they are now exposed as a small club who had to rely on Messi for their worthiness.

Barkalona is a finished small club.

Barkalona by InterimLegend February 16, 2022

Barcelona Nuts 

Colloquial term for cannabis, originating from the Catalonian region. Barcelona, situated on the Mediterranean Sea, has been a hot-bed for gang activities that have recently ravaged the local population. The cannabis was imported from Cristobal Colombo's expeditions to the new world, rumored to be consumed heavily by the explorer himself. The seeds of this plant were given to local pea farmers, being specially cultivated exclusively in this region for hundreds of years. In recent years, the cannabis has been confiscated by narcotics agencies around the world, often being smuggled in using spherical hazelnut shells. These natural smuggling apparatuses have been found as far as San Francisco and Shanghai.

During quarantine, I rolled fatty joints with my sweet Barcelona Nuts.

Barcelona Nuts by Nuts4Days March 30, 2021

Barcelona Fingertrap

A sexual position involving 2 men and 2 women.

The two women 69, while the men enter the women from either end. One standing doggy style and one Standing Modified missionary.

Related to a Chinese Fingertrap but with one more female participant.

Bob and Ryan Barcelona Fingertrapped Lesley and Nicole.

Barcelona Fingertrap by Jacques Bob November 12, 2007

Barcelona 

When you go to smoke weed and someone asks where you're going

Person A: (starts walking away to smoke weed)
Person B: "Yo man, where are you going?"
Person A: "Barcelona man, wanna come?"

Barcelona by Aric Ton Ribi July 18, 2022

FC Barcelona 

Depression.

The club I love is the cause of my depression.

At therapy
Therapist: So let me get right. You have FC Barcelona.
Depressed person: Yes.

FC Barcelona by TeAmoBarca September 1, 2021

Bartaloan 

to swindle, to obtain money, deceitful methods, deceptive in multiple ways.

"To make or try to make (someone) do something they don't want to."

Bartaloan; (Bart-A-Loan) to swindle, convince, preasure or munipulate. someone into buying, take ownership for something they don't need or want, but making them think that they want or need it.

Dude, I'm gona bartaloan this guy into this new car, so I can have party money this weekend.

Bartaloan by Quadman July 3, 2008

YURI on ice night in barcelona 

THIS IS THE SCAREIEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN I AM STILL VERY TRAUMATIZED I GET FUCKING NIGHTMARES DONT YOU MINORS DARE WATCH THIS SHIT AND VICTORS POSE IN THE END WHAT IN THE FUCK WAS THAT IM TELLING YOU IT GAVE ME INSOMNIA I DONT SLEEP AND I CANT LOOK AT MILK OR SAUSAGES OR ANYTHING RELATED THIS SHIT WAS DETAILED TOO LIKE EVERY CREVICE OF THE SHIT AND WHY THE HELL WAS VICTOR A BOTTOM TF LIKE IM SO SCARED AND IT GAVE ME PTSD I I WOULD RECOMMEND TO NOT WATCH ITS SO MUCH WORSE THAN YAOI MY DIDE LIKE IT WASNT A LIGHTSABER IT WAS A FULL BLOWN COCK I-

Should I watch yuri on ice night in Barcelona?

You: NO

YURI on ice night in barcelona by Hisokassock January 24, 2021