bakalana

Bakalana is a tall bum who stands 7 feet tall and wears glasses. He/She is daurk and hardly takes showers. He/She throughout the day hardly takes showers and chooses to complain about arbitrary things and topics

Person 1. What’s that stench🤢
Person 2. Must be a bakalana

by treetopmetop June 28, 2023

bakalakadaka street

From Team America: World Police. Fictional, stereotypical name for an arab place.

I've got five terrorists going southeast on bakalakadaka street

by Dirge October 12, 2004

Bakalaka

A greek big fella that loves to drink and spill coffee, enjoys facial hair and wants to be a paparazzo.

Likes to alfresco and stay up late watching letterman.

Also enjoys the Beatles and Whichwhat.

Where is bakalaka?

Getting a coffee.

by Thebigfellatso July 23, 2014

bakalaca

it’s just a sussy baka and it cannot be that bad. originated on tiktok. used to call someone stupid.

AMELIA STOP BEING SUCH A BAKALACA

by viviiiiii24 June 8, 2021

bakaland

my happy place…

marliegaysparklequeen22: i think i wanna go to bakaland

diamondcrust1: what is bakaland

marliegaysparklequeen22: my happy place😹😹

by marliegaysparklequeen22 January 20, 2022

bakaland

my happy place on jah no kizzy.

marlieinnitx: im going to bakaland.

bruhizzmaddy and diamondcrust1playz: where is bakaland?????🤭

marlieinnitx: m-m-my happy place..🥺😞

marlieinnitx when not at bakaland:😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😞😞😞😞🥺

marlieinnitx at bakaland: 😉🍆😂😂😂🤣😅😃😃😁😁😁😆😆

by marliegaysparklequeen22 May 16, 2022

Bakalaka

1. Horrible taste
2. Horrible quality of product

1. Dude that stale dutch is bakalaka!
2. Your powder is bakalaka.

by OGLawyer January 27, 2009