FC Barcelona is one of the world's best soccer teams. Lionel Messi is so far their best player, and has scored many goals for the team.
FC Barcelona is the total best!
by 25IMF June 23, 2019
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Depression.

The club I love is the cause of my depression.
At therapy
Therapist: So let me get right. You have FC Barcelona.
Depressed person: Yes.
by TeAmoBarca September 1, 2021
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An absolutely brilliant football team who play one of the most attractive football in the world. Barcelona was founded in 1899 and has since become a Catalan institution which henceforth brought foward the club's motto "Més que un club"(More than a club). They are currently coached by Frank Rijkaard who has brought forth much talent such as Ronaldinho, Eto'o, Deco, Lionel Messi and youngsters Gio dos Santos and Bojan Krkic. FC Barcelona is the pride of Catalonian football.
FC Barcelona fan 1: Did you see Barca smash that team on the weekend?

FC Barcelona fan 2: Yeah, Barca ate them up for breakfast, lunch and tea.
by Ricky-D November 8, 2007
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the team that got fucked harder then Abella Danger by Bayern 8-2 in the Champions League quarter finals.
"Champions League will come to Camp Nou" - Messi when he used to play for FC Barcelona
by Bayern2020 August 23, 2020
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the most annoying and overrated soccer club with some of the most annoying, ignorant fans on the face of the earth

a team full of fans that basically believe camp nou is where the Lord Almighty plays a hearty game of futbol with his fellow disciples
culé: HAHAHAHAHA FC BARCELONA IS THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD REAL MADRID SUCKS!!!!! 5-0!!!!!!!!11
by suckmydicklol March 24, 2011
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FC Barcelona or FCB is considered to be the BEST football club in the world. But it's going through hard times like any other club. No body hates Barça except Spanishs, *especially Madrid fans*. The best footballer of all time plays in barça "Lionel Messi". And a lot of great played there too, Barcelona are known for producing non-humans like Eto'o, Messi, Iniesta, Xavi, Cruyff, Koeman, Neymar and many others
Fan #1: Yoo have you watched Barça's match against insert club name they did decent.
Fan #2: yeah FC Barcelona are the best club in the world, but we still lost to Bayern..
Fan #3 we are shit.

Fan #1 & #2: Yes.
by Antoine Destro November 2, 2020
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Shitty club that wins because of 4 extra players (the 4 officials)
Background: Team A gets 15 penalties in a row after Team A's star player trips on the ball
Team A plays like FC Barcelona
by Don'tShitOnMe April 9, 2017
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