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1. A millenial raised to believe he is capable and successful despite mounting evidence to the contrary.
2. A momma's boy who wears pants too large, and ALWAYS has a red shirt handy
3. Date raper of socks.
4. Someone willing to take advantage of techical loopholes to save money on car insurance.
5. AKA John
6. AKA Rübèn
Never touch a sock that belongs to Bakalon, it has DNA in it.
bakalon by ryngo d Lamb November 22, 2021
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Jacob Batalon 

He is a bean. He is good musician and actor starring in Spider-Man homecoming. He is a delightful little cinnamon roll of joy and laughter. He is so fun and deserves way more attention the his co-worker Tom Holland. Did I mention that he's a bean?
Teacher: all right students. Now who is the most underrated actor who deserves recognition because they are so talented and admirable and adorable and a bean?

Students: Jacob batalon

Teacher: correct!
Jacob Batalon by Loki_is_my_bean December 28, 2018
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Barkalona 

A finished football club who only was relevant from 2006 to 2015 when they had a great squad and has barely any real history compared to the greatest football club ever, Real Madrid. Now they are Europa League warriors who have lost to the best club ever Real Madrid 5 times in a row. Without Messi, they are now exposed as a small club who had to rely on Messi for their worthiness.
Barkalona is a finished small club.
Barkalona by InterimLegend February 16, 2022

Bazalonian 

A unique language that appears similiar to English, yet has it's own words and structural grammar. Bazalonian is spoken by any individual who appears to mis-spell or typo words and/or uses unusual grammar frequently in either real time chat or other written forms of communication.
"Got get me started on the yank masterage of the english language you knuckleheads, your so ognored." Is a good sample of Bazalonian in action.
Bazalonian by Bazag November 5, 2009
"Baka" Japanese meaning stupid, dumb, or idiot.
"Loo" meaning toilet.

"Bakaloo" meaning stupid/dumb/idiot toilet.
"YOU BAKALOO!!!!!!!" - ImaCookie
Bakaloo by ImaCookie August 25, 2018
Another word for boobs, breast, tits ect...usually should refere to someone with big, nicely formed breast and not flat-chested chick
John: Dawg, i met this girl last night at the bar and she gave me her number..should i call her up?

Bob: She got nice babalons??

John: Yea, dude of course

Bob: hell yea bro! Call up that beezy
Babalons by fenixe June 8, 2009

backalong 

A slang word popular in Somerset, England. Referring to something which happened some time ago, typically a number of months. Although generally speaking its pretty vague and could refer to anything from between a few minutes to several years ago.
'What was that film we watched backalong, you know the spinny one with the corporate spies and the water an' that?'

'Oh yeah, Cypher.'

'Yeah thats was it.'
backalong by Eradeziel May 12, 2006