bakalon

1. A millenial raised to believe he is capable and successful despite mounting evidence to the contrary.
2. A momma's boy who wears pants too large, and ALWAYS has a red shirt handy
3. Date raper of socks.
4. Someone willing to take advantage of techical loopholes to save money on car insurance.
5. AKA John
6. AKA Rübèn
Never touch a sock that belongs to Bakalon, it has DNA in it.
by ryngo d Lamb November 22, 2021
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