BYEASS 

To give "Number one brown Jerseys" to little girls

lets go drinking BYEASS

BYEASS by sanchez February 11, 2003

Porter Bypass

An inefficient path to your destination based on poorly conceived calculations; going out of your way or taking a more time-consuming route

ORIGIN: Driving through Atlanta traffic during rush hour when trying to get from GAINESVILLE, FL to Athens, Ga

Where have you been? It's the 4th inning...did you take the Porter Bypass?

I've got a lot of time to kill, so I'm going to take the Porter Bypass.

I think we can beat them, it looks like they're taking the Porter Bypass.

Porter Bypass by Victor Cromwell January 26, 2009

Spiritual Bypassing 

The strategy of using spiritual beliefs to avoid facing one's unresolved wounds or unmet needs. A form of avoidance and resistance, the shadow side of spirituality, and the opposite of authenticity. Spiritual Bypassing teaches us to run away from our problems.

Examples:
1) Just Be Positive (renders shadow work impossible)
2) Blind Compassion (confrontation-phobic attempt at caring)
3) Pathologizing the Ego (the ego as an obstruction, something to be eliminated)
4) Non-Duality (removing everything uncomfortable to avoid in-depth psychological work)
5) Transcendence (escapism)
6) Magical Thinking (giving unwarranted weight to coincidence. Ex: "everything happens for a reason", over-reliance on "signs")
7) Blame Game (the opposite of self-empowerment)
8) You're Just Projecting (say this to avoid responsibility for your own behaviors)
9) Avoidance of Anger (a tendency to shun or repress the healthy expression of anger in the guise of spiritual correctness)
10) Wishful Thinking (the persistent avoidance of professional clinical attention in favor of spiritual solutions that do little to address core wounding)
11) Karmic Contract Bypass (a tendency to attribute every single event on the planet to universal or soulular intentionality)
12) Short-Cutting (disguised as permanent solutions to circumvent necessary arduous and time-consuming inner-work)
13) All is One (remaining perpetually focused on unity in an effort to avoid one's particular issues and challenges.

Jill: "Sarah is going to another Love and Light workshop next week."
Beth: "Again? Isn't that the tenth time this year?"
Jill: "Yeah, she said it makes her feel good."
Beth: "If it's so good, then why does she need to keep going back?"
Jill: "It's spiritual bypassing. She's not ready to do the deep inner work yet, so she avoids it by doing all those Love and Light trainings all over the world."

Spiritual Bypassing by Dr. Carey Perkins January 11, 2022

Bypass Fart 

bahy-pas, -pahs, fahrt

Noun, Verb

A flatus expelled while fecal matter is sitting in the rectum, therefore forcing the gas around the solid matter and taking some particles along with it as it is expelled through the anus.

A flatus expelled through the anus that is forced around something blocking the anal orifice usually hard packed excrement or a large turd. the effect is a particular smelling flatus whose odor is very similar to whatever is about to be excreted within minutes.

Dude1: "What's wrong?"
Dude2: "I Have to take a crap"
Dude1: "So go!"
Dude2: "FRRRAPPhhpfff..."
Dude1: "Smells like shit, did you just crap your pants???"
Dude2: "Naaa, total Bypass Fart hahah"
Dude1: "Gross, it literally smells like a turd!"
Dude2: "I know, I'll be right back I'm going to take a dump."

Bypass Fart by Mario Warman August 14, 2012

Bypassing

Bypassing is when somebody misspells a word on purpose to avoid detection from censorship.

Tom: I totally bypassed instagrams detection tactics by misspelling the Lamar: bypassing is not cool man. Not cool ...

Bypassing by Albinosextime November 20, 2020

Congo Bypass 

A term used by semi drivers to describe Interstate 95 through Prince George's County, Maryland. Drivers do not yield coming up the on-ramps, they tailgate like crazy, they never check their mirrors, and play havoc with the big rigs. The entire Washington Beltway used to be called Ring Around The Congo.

What's your twenty, driver?

I be on the inner loop of the Congo Bypass at mile 7.

Congo Bypass by England phi beta gamma March 30, 2008

The Asstric Bypass 

The rapid thrusting of a penis through the buttcrack while avoiding penetration; like a hotdog sliding in and out of a bun. See also Appalachian Mundungus

The Asstric Bypass is a good compromise because I love the booty, but she doesn't want to do anal.

The Asstric Bypass by Thomas Frick March 26, 2008