54 definition by England phi beta gamma

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erection, boner, hard-on, Ridgid Tool
That bird's so fine she's gaving me a honker.
by england phi beta gamma September 03, 2008

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From the Italian word "schifoso" meaning disgusting, detestable, rotten, repulsive, foul, hideous, loathsome, distasteful, lousy, filthy.
Whatever happened to Skeevy Richie?
by England phi beta gamma May 26, 2008

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Having an erection in a public place such as the office, or a club.
I had lunch with the new secretary, and was suddenly sporting wood on the drive back to the office.
by England phi beta gamma March 26, 2008

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Short for Neo-Conservative. They are in fact not conservative at all. They are in reality an opportunistic clicque educated at top colleges who rose up to be White House advisors and Washington spivs when they sensed the tide was shifting with Ronald Reagans rise to power.

They never serve in the military but want hicks to fight battles in foreign lands in order to protect globalism, or "American Interests." They rarely work for manufacturers or any product-oriented business, but rather network between law firms and public relations offices when they are not actually in Plum jobs.

Their favorite magazine is Rupert Murdoch's Weekly Standard, they hate Chronicles Magazine, the John Birch Society, the Rockford Institute and any other group that is Mid-West based and which exposes their nefarious activities.
Neocons all seem to be related in some way with the gang at Commentary and those other former SDS clowns.
by England phi beta gamma January 21, 2008

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The gift that keeps on giving!
Making love to yourself.
Masturbation
If I whack off with both hands, that's a perfect ten.
by England phi beta gamma April 04, 2008

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1. anal intercourse
2. necrophilia (sex with corpses)
3. bestiality (sex with animals)
4. coprophagy (eating excrement)
The perp got 5 years for committing buggery and posting on the internet.
by England phi beta gamma March 30, 2008

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The Italian word for eggplant. A New York negro who works doing odd jobs for the Sicilian mob. A black wise guy.
That moulignan didn't get rid of the getaway car.
by England phi beta gamma March 14, 2008

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