Definitions by sanchez

Wet Wimbledon

Ejaculating a load onto a woman's face, then bludgeoning her with a tennis racquet.

Your little sister is missing teeth because of the Wet Wimbledon I gave her last night.

Wet Wimbledon by Sanchez April 22, 2005

dirty d 

A young man whos perverted. The biggest perv around whos name is D (Hence Dirty D)

Oi dirty D stop fuckin pervin these chicks, they dont like it!

dirty d by sanchez April 19, 2005

shovelface

A girl who looks like an elephant's ass taking a huge dump.

That girl is a shovelface, I can't stand to look at her.

shovelface by Sanchez April 7, 2005

strangle bait 

To strangle ones self during masterbation in order to achieve orgasm.

I had to strangle bait last night to bust a nut

strangle bait by sanchez February 12, 2005

jizz face

any person who believes they are better than everyone else and sucks off members in command.

Jack is a jizz face.

jizz face by sanchez February 12, 2005

Burnside

To do the bare minimum of a job, just enough to get by.

Did you burnside your work today. or did you do it right?

Burnside by sanchez February 12, 2005

greasy wire 

A smooth operator. someone who is well liked by others.

I thought you where a greasy wire, but your nothing but a rusty chain.

greasy wire by sanchez February 12, 2005