BRACHE

1. A large restaurant.
2. To put your hand on a book.

BRACHE restaurant

by xdr5t3evq3q January 23, 2026

Happy Evasive Bachelor

A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.

Don't bother trying to get Steve to date Alicia. He's a happy evasive bachelor.

by Chad Apollo December 29, 2020

beaches and shores

A subtle rhyming metonymy for "bitches and whores"

Male 1: You'll get over it.
Male 2: Yeah, there's plenty of fish in the sea.
Female: What are you guys talking about?
Male 1: Beaches and shores. Beaches and shores.

by lybrel June 25, 2010

gucci bracelets

What the emo, edgy gacha life nine year olds wear on their arms to make it look like they cut.

Emo gacha kid: *shows arms with the bracelets on pretending to be all sad*
Me: wow, nice Gucci Bracelets, bro

by annoying_hooman November 4, 2020

Bohemian Bachelor

Step 1. Is to remove your watch and and any rings.

Step 2. As she lays on her back naked on the bed. You keep your dominant foot on the floor and step on her face with your other foot.

Step 3. You then proceed to work both of your entire hands into her vagina.

Step 4. You take your non dominant hand out and press down on her tummy for stability.

Step 5. You proceed to jerk off to completion with your dominant hand which should still be completely inside of her. Allow yourself to finish.

Step 6. You tell her that she can't be your girlfriend because she's just too loose down there.

I performed a textbook bohemian bachelor on her and I forgot my watch at her place, damn it...

by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020

on the brach

A slang New York-Italian term for getting something without paying, or being offered something through a connection

Tony gave me a couple of cases of olive oil on the brach

by Fugazi Frank February 11, 2018

bachelor's salad

You grab a full head of lettuce in one hand and bottle of salad dressing in the other. You bite the head of lettuce and take a swiq of the salad dressing out of the bottle to wash down the lettuce. Usually the only two remaining items in a bachelor's refrigerator.

Tom: Oh crap, I'm hungry but don't want to prepare anything.

Rob: Just make yourself a bachelor's salad.

by EDelo September 22, 2009