brachet

An brown girl trying to act black. Very selfish in terms and does everything to benefit oneself. Has no hopes and dreams but to have sex with everything she sees. Never feed her alcohol because she she gets drunk in the first five minutes of drinking. Very hard to control when drinking and completely yet blantly embrasses you in public. Very fake will be your friend one day, and your enemy the next. Waits till 12 am to show up when your trying to studying and is the only sound you'll hear until she leaves in the morning.

Hey Melissa, you know what time it is? Melissa says 12 am. Dana says oh no its her!!!. Melissa say what do u mean? *door rings* its the brachet Zohura

by ArabianNightsinghosttown January 6, 2015

Brahette

The female version of brah.

Brah #1: So whats up with Kristy brah? Are you guys seeing eachother?
Brah #2: Nah brah, we just chill, she's just my a brahette.

by Highlifeliver November 23, 2011

Square Brackets

The thing used to link other words with

You can use the square brackets to link other words. For example, booty will become booty.

by MyBigFatBoobs January 25, 2020

Bracketitis

Affliction where you constantly check you NCAA tournament bracket to see how you are doing in your pool.

I have Bracketitis so bad I tell my wife I am looking at porn so she does not think less of me.

by Fatrazmo April 7, 2011

Bracketman

someone who remains dormant during the regular season but when the NCAA tournament comes around, they become an instant expert at bracketology

*Standing in front of the water cooler*

Steve - "Shit, here comes bracketman"
Bracketman - "Louisville is tough this year but did you know Boise State is 7-2 vs. the top 100 RPI?"
Steve - "Oh really? So are you just pulling this shit out of your ass or did you really spend all night on ESPN.com just to make it seem like you're a semi-interesting person?"

by Roger Gooodell March 18, 2008

loser's bracket

1. the sub-grouping within a competitive tournament whereby those who suffer their first loss are demoted to a pool of similar types who have suffered a like fate; one more defeat in this category renders the unfortunate complete elimination from the field.
2. a common perception that certain individuals are moving through their respective lives already having suffered some type of major defeat (or many smaller ones), thereby rendering them to a decidedly less than ideal existence.

Look at Joe : he attended all the wrong schools thereby acquiring all the wrong type of friends; this precipitated choosing the wrong type of occupation and marrying the wrong type of girl. Now he's in the wrong type of neighborhood with the wrong type of kids. Joe could be said to be existing in the loser's bracket of life.

by Virgin Suicides October 17, 2017

up the bracket

1) Cockney reference for snorting cocaine
2) The act of being punched in the throat
3) A great song by The Libertines
4) A great album by The Libertines

1) "All his money goes right up the bracket"
2) "Punched him! Up the bracket"
3) "That song 'Up the Bracket' kicks arse!"
4) "That album 'Up the Bracket' kicks arse!"

by JiMbOmUrPhY April 26, 2006